Funny Wedding Sayings Biography
Source:- Google.com.pk
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
You know… There is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time… Husband!!!
Marriage is when a man looses his bachelors degree and woman gets her masters degree.
Husband is the HEAD of the family and wife is the NECK that turns the head around!!
My hubby may wear the pants in our family but I control the zipper!
A marriage license is a license which allows a woman to drive a man! WHEN YOU SAY “I DO” , “YOUR DONE”! A wife’s view point! “What’s “hers is hers”! And “What’s yours is hers also”! Remember! If she ain’t happy, you ain’t happy either! When I said, “I DO”! She said, “OH NO YOU DON’T”! If my wife ran the world ,there wouldn’t be any wars… But there wouldn’t be any peace either!
When I married Ms Right, I didn’t know her first name was “Always” !
Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either your money or life… Wives want both!
Marriage is just fancy word to adopt an over grown male child who is no more handled by his parents.
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.
Some remain single and make wonders happen. Some have boyfriends and see wonders happen. The rest get married and wonder what happened.
My wife and I always compromise. I admit I am wrong and she agrees with me. :)
The only time my wife is listening to me is when I’m saying do you want some money.
The only moment that my wife listens to me is when I’m talking in my sleep.
In our marriage everything is 50/50. I cook, he eats. I wash, we wears. I shop, he pays
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
Behind every successful wife, stands a surprised mother in law.
Marriage is like a deck of cards. All you need in the beginning is two hearts and a diamond. After 10 years you need a club and spade.
Marriage is when a man and woman become one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Funniest contradicting phrases: 1.Clearly misunderstood 2.Exact estimate 3.Small crowd 4.Act naturally 5.Found missing 6.Fully empty 7.Happily married
A man marries a woman hoping she would never change, a woman marries a man thinking that she can change him.
Love is one long sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock!
Marriage is a workshop…where husband works & wife shops.
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. – Albert Einstein
Make love and not war Or, find someone, marry them And you can do both!
African proverb: He who marries a beautiful wife and he who plants corn by the roadside all have the same problem; insecurity.
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. – Rita Rudner
Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear! Husband: kitchen, living room, dinning room, patio.
Marriages are made in heaven. But, then again, so are thunder, lightening, tornadoes and hail.
The only mistake for which people are congratulated is marriage.
It seems like I was only married yesterday……..If it was tomorrow I would cancel it.
Always remember: she’s right, you’re wrong, and you’re sorry. .
Two men were talking and one said for their 10th anniversary he took his wife to Hawaii. Said for their 20th he might go back and get her.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. – Lana Turner
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he’s not the man she married? – Barbra Streisand
My husband and I married for better or worse!! He couldn’t have done better and I couldn’t have done worse!
Son: Dad, is it true that marriage costs a lot? Father: I don’t know son, still paying…
My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside.
Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway. – Joey Adams
Remember- you can either be happy or RIGHT.
I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. – Groucho Marx
You have two options in a marriage. You can either be happy or you can be right.
Never get married in college; it’s hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you’ve already made one mistake. – Elbert Hubbard
My wife treats me like a God… She takes very little notice of my existence until she wants something.
Height of misunderstanding – A man marrying his own secretary thinking that she will still follow his orders as before.
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. And they are both disappointed.
I thought I was stupid until I got married, my stupidity was confirmed.
When ever you can afford to get married. Buy yourself a sports car.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
You know… There is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time… Husband!!!
Marriage is when a man looses his bachelors degree and woman gets her masters degree.
Husband is the HEAD of the family and wife is the NECK that turns the head around!!
My hubby may wear the pants in our family but I control the zipper!
A marriage license is a license which allows a woman to drive a man! WHEN YOU SAY “I DO” , “YOUR DONE”! A wife’s view point! “What’s “hers is hers”! And “What’s yours is hers also”! Remember! If she ain’t happy, you ain’t happy either! When I said, “I DO”! She said, “OH NO YOU DON’T”! If my wife ran the world ,there wouldn’t be any wars… But there wouldn’t be any peace either!
When I married Ms Right, I didn’t know her first name was “Always” !
Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either your money or life… Wives want both!
Marriage is just fancy word to adopt an over grown male child who is no more handled by his parents.
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.
Some remain single and make wonders happen. Some have boyfriends and see wonders happen. The rest get married and wonder what happened.
My wife and I always compromise. I admit I am wrong and she agrees with me. :)
The only time my wife is listening to me is when I’m saying do you want some money.
The only moment that my wife listens to me is when I’m talking in my sleep.
In our marriage everything is 50/50. I cook, he eats. I wash, we wears. I shop, he pays
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
Behind every successful wife, stands a surprised mother in law.
Marriage is like a deck of cards. All you need in the beginning is two hearts and a diamond. After 10 years you need a club and spade.
Marriage is when a man and woman become one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Funniest contradicting phrases: 1.Clearly misunderstood 2.Exact estimate 3.Small crowd 4.Act naturally 5.Found missing 6.Fully empty 7.Happily married
A man marries a woman hoping she would never change, a woman marries a man thinking that she can change him.
Love is one long sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock!
Marriage is a workshop…where husband works & wife shops.
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. – Albert Einstein
Make love and not war Or, find someone, marry them And you can do both!
African proverb: He who marries a beautiful wife and he who plants corn by the roadside all have the same problem; insecurity.
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. – Rita Rudner
Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear! Husband: kitchen, living room, dinning room, patio.
Marriages are made in heaven. But, then again, so are thunder, lightening, tornadoes and hail.
The only mistake for which people are congratulated is marriage.
It seems like I was only married yesterday……..If it was tomorrow I would cancel it.
Always remember: she’s right, you’re wrong, and you’re sorry. .
Two men were talking and one said for their 10th anniversary he took his wife to Hawaii. Said for their 20th he might go back and get her.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. – Lana Turner
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he’s not the man she married? – Barbra Streisand
My husband and I married for better or worse!! He couldn’t have done better and I couldn’t have done worse!
Son: Dad, is it true that marriage costs a lot? Father: I don’t know son, still paying…
My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside.
Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway. – Joey Adams
Remember- you can either be happy or RIGHT.
I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. – Groucho Marx
You have two options in a marriage. You can either be happy or you can be right.
Never get married in college; it’s hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you’ve already made one mistake. – Elbert Hubbard
My wife treats me like a God… She takes very little notice of my existence until she wants something.
Height of misunderstanding – A man marrying his own secretary thinking that she will still follow his orders as before.
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. And they are both disappointed.
I thought I was stupid until I got married, my stupidity was confirmed.
When ever you can afford to get married. Buy yourself a sports car.
Funny Wedding Sayings Funny Sayings Tumblr About Love For Kids And Pictures About Friends About Life And Quotes Wallpapers About Work Images
Funny Wedding Sayings Funny Sayings Tumblr About Love For Kids And Pictures About Friends About Life And Quotes Wallpapers About Work Images
Funny Wedding Sayings Funny Sayings Tumblr About Love For Kids And Pictures About Friends About Life And Quotes Wallpapers About Work Images
Funny Wedding Sayings Funny Sayings Tumblr About Love For Kids And Pictures About Friends About Life And Quotes Wallpapers About Work Images
Funny Wedding Sayings Funny Sayings Tumblr About Love For Kids And Pictures About Friends About Life And Quotes Wallpapers About Work Images
Funny Wedding Sayings Funny Sayings Tumblr About Love For Kids And Pictures About Friends About Life And Quotes Wallpapers About Work Images
Funny Wedding Sayings Funny Sayings Tumblr About Love For Kids And Pictures About Friends About Life And Quotes Wallpapers About Work Images
Funny Wedding Sayings Funny Sayings Tumblr About Love For Kids And Pictures About Friends About Life And Quotes Wallpapers About Work Images
Funny Wedding Sayings Funny Sayings Tumblr About Love For Kids And Pictures About Friends About Life And Quotes Wallpapers About Work Images
Funny Wedding Sayings Funny Sayings Tumblr About Love For Kids And Pictures About Friends About Life And Quotes Wallpapers About Work Images
Funny Wedding Sayings Funny Sayings Tumblr About Love For Kids And Pictures About Friends About Life And Quotes Wallpapers About Work Images
No comments:
Post a Comment