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If you are looking for funny quotes about men and women relationship, you came to the right place.

It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells… to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin. – Dave Barry

I’m a guy. Since when do we get anything right the first time? – Will Smith

Men are like Bluetooth connection, when you are beside them, they stay connected but when you are away, they search for new devices.

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract!

I like my men like I like my coffee. Tied up in a burlap bag and dragged through mountains.

You know… There is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time… Husband!!! – Bill Maher

The man is not a dog – he will not run after bones. - mareniek

Things you’ll never hear a man say…

Husbands are like fine wine. They take time to mature. – Letters to Juliet

A women needs a man like fish need a bicycle. - Sonia

A man is always ready to go, it’s a women that says whether yes or no! - Peter

While creating men, God promised women that a good and ideal man would be found in all corners of the world, then He made the earth round.- Jessica!

Men…. I don’t get them, they spend 9 months of their life waiting to come out and the rest of their life trying to get in.- Lynn

Men are like trees, they take forever to grow up. - Madisoneats pickles

We can train a monkey to fly a jet but we can’t train a man to be humble. - C Ray

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Women fake orgasms and men fake finances. – Suze Orman

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus; ex’s are from Uranus. - Doug Dunn

He suffers from delusions of grandeur; nevertheless he is truly grand! - Boghos L. Artinian

Men are like commercials, you can’t believe a word they say.

A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe. – Rita Rudner

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women. – Groucho Marx

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. – Groucho Marx

Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. – George Carlin

Men are like toilets; deep, dark and full of sh**! - Amy

All men are dogs, the difference is the barking rate! - vanne$$a

Men don’t take direction very well. But eventually when they realize the direction was correct they take all the credit. - Hunter

Dogs should not be compared to men, they are much better. - Rachel

If human beings originated from monkeys, why do men act like dogs??? -: Jay Holmes Jr.

Men are like purses. Cute, full of sh*t and replaceable.:) Men are stupid, if you forget this just give it a min, they’ll remind you again. - Amy

Q: Why is it so hard to find a man that’s caring, considerate, and nice? A: Because he already has a boyfriend. - Beth

All men are dogs. It’s just that some make better pets! - Bob

Behind every successful man there’s a woman, behind every unsuccessful man there are several women. - Valerie. Tan burden 19 Men are like blenders. You know you need one, but you’re not sure why. -

Boys are like dogs they run away then come back to you the very next day. - taylor and cameron

If women belong in the kitchen, shouldn’t men belong in the garage with all the other tools?!

- Ryleeeee

Don’t expect a woman that has no money to think negative And never expect a man loaded with cash to think positive. - Dabadebo

They all say they’re different but really they’re all just the same – boys. - alexlouise

It’s hard to live with me. But those who love me – cope with it.

Relationships without trust are like phones without connection, without it we start playing games.

It’s not me who doesn’t have a boyfriend, it’s the boyfriend who doesn’t have me.

In an ideal family, a man thinks that the dinner appears in the fridge on its own, and wife – that the money appears in the cabinet.

A woman: I had a new haircut and he didn’t even notice. But when I caved in the bumper, he was waiting for me only in his underwear.

Never make a woman you love cry, it will be painful to see another man wipe her tears.

I would hit you, but that would be cruel behavior with animals.

Unfortunately, sometimes a woman can’t find a man. She doesn’t like drunken ones, and the sober ones doesn’t like her.

A man has the same right to be mad when you lower the toilet lid, as you, when you find it raised.

The best feeling is to realize your ex-boyfriend’s new girlfriend is a complete downfall.

Your woman stopped complaining and she’s all glowing and looks good? Congratulations! Now she’s not your woman any more.

I am single because I can’t find a man with bigger balls than mine.

If you’re a smart man you will know that it’s best to ask a woman.

You should know that you’re my biggest ‘what if’.

When you text a guy and he doesn’t respond, it only means one thing, that he was so excited that he fainted.

People are saving money for a rainy day and spend them on a wedding. A coincidence?

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