Funny Sayings Biography
You don’t notice the air, until someone spoils it.
Don’t drink while driving – you will spill the beer.
If you love a woman, you shouldn’t be ashamed to show her to your wife.
Life didn’t work out, but everything else is not that bad.
I feel like Tampax – at a good place, but wrong time…
If someone notices you with an open zipper, answer proudly: professional habit.
If you’re not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?
FRIDAY is my second favorite F word.
There is a new trend in our office; everyone is putting names on their food. I saw it today,
while I was eating a sandwich named Kevin.
while I was eating a sandwich named Kevin.
The speed of light is when you take out a bottle of beer out of the fridge before the light comes on.
To weigh 50 kilos and say that you’re fat, that is so female…
I have been to many places but my goal is to go everywhere.
If Mayans could predict the future, why didn’t they predict their extinction?
Did you know that your body is made 70% of water? And now I’m thirsty.
Doing things that you are not supposed to do at work makes your vision, hearing and alertness much better.
Don’t say that you’re working; better show what you have earned.
Most of the people dream of not working and having lots of money. During an economic crisis 50 % of those dreams came true.
Team work is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.
Work is for those who don’t know what fishing is!
You don’t work – you don’t have money to live, you work – there’s no time to live.
Only with work everything is vice versa…
When there are no volunteers, they get appointed.„People say nothing‘s impossible, but I do nothing every day. “
Laziness is when a person doesn’t fake that he’s working.
Did you notice that the word ‘work’ best rhymes with ‘don’t’?
A healthy sleep not only makes your life longer, but also shortens the workday.
If you get in the mood to do some work, someone will always wake you up.
Life is scary; at least the salary is funny.
It doesn’t matter how much you work, there will always be an asshole that works less but gets more.
If you have worked and didn’t get anything, it means someone else got it.
Salary is like a period – you wait for it a whole month and it ends in a week.
I work to buy a car to go to work.
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Funny Sayings Funny Sayings Tumblr About Love For Kids And Pictures About Friends About Life And Quotes Wallpapers About Work Images
Funny Sayings Funny Sayings Tumblr About Love For Kids And Pictures About Friends About Life And Quotes Wallpapers About Work Images
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Funny Sayings Funny Sayings Tumblr About Love For Kids And Pictures About Friends About Life And Quotes Wallpapers About Work Images
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