Funny Sayings About Friends Biography
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Nothing makes you happier than your friend’s failure.
Friends come and go. Enemies pile up.
You don’t have to have friends; you just have to be friends with them.
My friend’s friend is my friend. My friend’s girlfriend is my friend. My friend’s boyfriend is just a scum.
It is good when a dog is your friend, but when your friend is a dog…
Occasionally, a true friend gives his paw not his hand…
Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.
A friend is like a book: you don’t need to read all of them, just pick the best ones.
I would like to know when someone unfriends me on Facebook, so I could like it.
It’s a pleasure to see you and another – not to see.
Loneliness is when you get an e-mail but it’s from the newsgroup server.
‘Are you threatening me?’ ‘It depends, if you got scared – yes I am; if not – I’m only warning you…’
I found out about you from my last nightmare.
Maybe you need a ladder to climb out of my business?
I like the sound of you not talking.
Sometimes good things fall apart, so better things can fall together. Marilyn Monroe
I’m not a Facebook status, you don’t have to like me.
I don‘t care what was said about me. Just tell me why they were so comfortable to say it to you.
I found your nose in my business again.
Some people only gets called by their nicknames. Usually it sounds weird to even say their real name.
Don’t tell a lot about yourself, behind your back will tell more interestingly about you.
A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself.
When a friend is in trouble, do not annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think of something and do it.
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out
A friend is someone who believes in you, when you have ceased to believe in yourself.
The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend.
Friendship is like a melon....you must try one hundred to find a good one.
A hug is like a boomerang...you get it back right away.
Life is slippery, here take my hand.
Friends are the sunshine of life.
There are big ship and small ships. But the best ship of all is friendship.
It is the friends that you can call up at 4 am that matter.
Best friends are like diamonds, precious and rare. False friends are like leaves, found everywhere.
We are all travellers in the wilderness of the world, and the best that we can find in our travels is an honest friend.
Friendship is always a sweet responsibility, never an opportunity.
Stay is a charming word in a friends vocabulary.
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.
Linda Grayson
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.
It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like ‘What about lunch?’
A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh
Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.
Greg Tamblyn
It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.
Marlene Dietrich
Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.
Unknown
You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang.
Unknown
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
Oprah Winfrey
Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.
Sicilian Proverb
Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.
Otto von Bismarck
Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’
Cookie Monster
Between friends, differences in taste or opinion are irritating in direct proportion to their triviality.
W.H. Auden
One sure way to lose another woman’s friendship is to try to improve her flower arrangements.
Marcelene Cox
Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.
Charles Lamb
One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.
Clifton Fadiman
Friendship will not stand the strain of very much good advice for very long.
Robert Staughton Lynd
You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.
Laurence J. Peter
Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.
Unknown
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
Mark Twain
Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.
Edwin Arlington Robinson
A good friend will help you move. But best friend will help you move a dead body.
Jim Hayes
The holy passion of Friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.
Mark Twain
Friends and good manners will carry you where money won’t go.
Margaret Walker
There are some things you can’t share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them.J.K. Rowling
There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
Benjamin Franklin
The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families.
Jay McInerney
I Like You Weirdo
When a woman like that whom I’ve seen so much, All of a sudden drops out of touch; Is always busy and never can, Spare you a moment, it means a man.Alice
Duer Miller
Life is an awful, ugly place to not have a best friend.
Sarah Dessen
Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.
Anne Morrow Lindbergh
Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.
Unknown
I’ve always said that in politics, your enemies can’t hurt you, but your friends will kill you.
Ann Richards
The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn’t exist.
Aaron Machado
Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.
Unknown
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
Samuel Butler
If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal.
Oprah Winfrey
Never tell your friends, “I told you so” – even when you did.
Wendy Jean Smith
When a woman becomes her own best friend life is easier.
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