Funny Southern Sayings Biography
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He's got a burr in his saddle.
His knickers are in a knot.
She's having a hissy fit.
She has a hissy fit with a tail on it. (When she’s more pissed off.)
He has a duck fit. (One step above a hissy fit.)
She has a dying duck fit. (Translation: Run and hide!)
You're lower than a snake's belly in a wagon rut.
He's slicker'n owl sh*t.
She’s meaner than a wet panther.
He's a snake in the grass.
Why, that egg-suckin' dawg!
I been running all over hell's half acre.
She's busier than a cat covering crap on a marble floor.
I'm as busy as a one-legged cat in a sandbox.
She's so stuck up, she'd drown in a rainstorm.
She’s stuck up higher than a light-pole.
She has her nose so high in the air she could drown in a rainstorm.
He thinks the sun comes up just to hear him crow.
He squeezes a quarter so tight the eagle screams.
He's tighter than a bull’s ass at fly time.
Tighter than a flea’s ass over a rain barrel.
He’s so cheap he wouldn’t give a nickel to see Jesus ridin’ a bicycle.
Too poor to paint, too proud to whitewash.
I'm as poor as a church mouse.
I'm so poor I can't afford to pay attention.
He was so poor, he had a tumbleweed as a pet.
I couldn’t buy a hummingbird on a string for a nickel.
I’m so poor I couldn’t jump over a nickel to save a dime.
He doesn't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of.
Those pants were so tight I could see her religion.
You're gonna have old and new-monia dressed like that!
Lawd, people will be able to see to Christmas!
Law, pull that down! We kin see clear to the promised land!
It's so dry the trees are bribing the dogs.
I swan, you all musta pissed God off somehow. It’s drier than a popcorn fart ‘round these parts.
He doesn't know whether to check his ass or scratch his watch.
He couldn't find his ass with both hands in his back pockets.
He's about as confused as a fart in a fan factory.
She's lost as last year's Easter egg.
He's as happy as if he had good sense.
Happier than ol' Blue layin' on the porch chewin' on a big ol' catfish head.
Happy as a dead pig in the sunshine.
Grinnin' like a possum eatin' a sweet tater.
Well that just dills my pickle.
Expressions About Laziness:
Won't hit a lick at a snake.
He's about as useful as a steering wheel on a mule.
She gets my goose.
He just makes my ass itch!
Pain in the butt when they come down and always a relief when they go back up.
That would make a bishop mad enough to kick in stained glass windows.
She could make a preacher cuss!
She could piss off the pope.
If you don't stop that crying, I'll give you something to cry about!
She could start an argument in an empty house.
He's about as useless as a screen door on a submarine/a trapdoor on a canoe.
That makes about as much sense as tits on a bull.
Quit goin' around your ass to get to your elbow.
Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's rainin'!
Don't pee down my back and tell me it's raining.
That dog won't hunt.
You're lyin' like a no-legged dog!
If his lips's movin', he's lyin'.
You’d call an alligator a lizard.
That man is talking with his tongue out of his shoe.
He's as windy as a sack full of farts.
If that boy had an idea, it would die of loneliness.
The porch light's on, but no one's home.
He's only got one oar in the water.
If brains were leather, he wouldn't have enough to saddle a junebug.
He's so dumb, he could throw himself on the ground and miss.
He hasn't got the sense God gave a goose.
When the Lord was handin' out brains, that fool thought God said trains, and he passed 'cause he don't like to travel.
His brain rattles around like a BB in a boxcar.
There's a tree stump in a Louisiana swamp with a higher IQ.
So dumb he couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel.
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