Funny Hockey Sayings Biography
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How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?Jacques Plante
Hockey is murder on ice.Jim Murray
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. Author Unknown
I love those hockey moms. You know the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? Lipstick.Sarah Palin
Hockey is figure skating in a war zone.Author Unknown
We take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor.Bobby Clarke
High sticking, tripping, slashing, spearing, charging, hooking, fighting, unsportsmanlike conduct, interference, roughing... everything else is just figure skating.Author Unknown
A puck is a hard rubber disc that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another.Jimmy Cannon
Four out of five dentists surveyed recommended playing hockey.Author Unknown
I'm not dumb enough to be a goalie.Brett Hull
Give blood. Play hockey.Author Unknown
We get nose jobs all the time in the NHL, and we don't even have to go to the hospital.Brad Park
When Hell freezes over, I'll play hockey there too.
Author Unknown
A fast body-contact game played by men with clubs in their hands and knives laced to their feet.
Paul Gallico
Hockey's the only place where a guy can go nowadays and watch two white guys fight.
Frank Deford
A good hockey player plays where the puck is. A great hockey player plays where the puck is going to be.
Wayne Gretzky
Our first priority was staying alive. Our second was stopping the puck.
Glenn Hall
The three important elements of hockey are: forecheck, backcheck and paycheck.
Gil Perreault
Hockey is a man's game. The team with the most real men wins.
Brian Burke
Hockey is Our Game.
Canadian fans sign
Sign held by Canadian fans at 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver, as Canada beat United States 2-3 to win record 14th gold medal.
Hockey is like a disease, you can't really shake it.
Goaltender Ken Wregget
All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity.
Gordie Howe
Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns.
John Leonard
Canada is hockey.
Mike Weir
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
Rodney Dangerfield
Every day is a great day for hockey.
Mario Lemeiux
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
Tiger Woods
Hockey belongs to the Cartoon Network, where a person can be pancaked by an ACME anvil, then expanded - accordion-style - back to full stature, without any lasting side effect.
Steve Rushin
Hockey is the original extreme sport.
Tom Ward
Growing up, if I hadn't had sports, I don't know where I'd be. God only knows what street corners I'd have been standing on and God only knows what I'd have been doing, but instead I played hockey and went to school and stayed out of trouble.
Bobby Orr
Hockey players have fire in their hearts and ice in their veins.
Author Unknown
I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles.
Mark Messier
Sometimes guys need to cry. Some hockey players think they're too tough to cry.
Brett Hull
Red ice sells hockey tickets.
Bob Stewart
I skate to where the puck is going to be, not where it has been.
Wayne Gretzky
Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four. We own this shit. Basketball, baseball, football, golf, tennis, and as soon as they make a heated hockey rink we'll take that shit too.
Chris Rock
Half the game is mental; the other half is being mental.
Jim McKenny
When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky.
Joe Sakic
Hockey captures the essence of Canadian experience in the New World. In a land so inescapably and inhospitably cold, hockey is the chance of life, and an affirmation that despite the deathly chill of winter we are alive.
Stephen Leacock
Ice hockey players can walk on water.
Author Unknown
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.
Doug Larson
Street hockey is great for kids. It's energetic, competitive, and skilful. And best of all it keeps them off the street.
Author Unknown
By the age of 18, the average American has witnessed 200,000 acts of violence on television, most of them occurring during Game 1 of the NHL playoff series.
Steve Rushin
Hockey is murder on ice.Jim Murray
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. Author Unknown
I love those hockey moms. You know the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? Lipstick.Sarah Palin
Hockey is figure skating in a war zone.Author Unknown
We take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor.Bobby Clarke
High sticking, tripping, slashing, spearing, charging, hooking, fighting, unsportsmanlike conduct, interference, roughing... everything else is just figure skating.Author Unknown
A puck is a hard rubber disc that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another.Jimmy Cannon
Four out of five dentists surveyed recommended playing hockey.Author Unknown
I'm not dumb enough to be a goalie.Brett Hull
Give blood. Play hockey.Author Unknown
We get nose jobs all the time in the NHL, and we don't even have to go to the hospital.Brad Park
When Hell freezes over, I'll play hockey there too.
Author Unknown
A fast body-contact game played by men with clubs in their hands and knives laced to their feet.
Paul Gallico
Hockey's the only place where a guy can go nowadays and watch two white guys fight.
Frank Deford
A good hockey player plays where the puck is. A great hockey player plays where the puck is going to be.
Wayne Gretzky
Our first priority was staying alive. Our second was stopping the puck.
Glenn Hall
The three important elements of hockey are: forecheck, backcheck and paycheck.
Gil Perreault
Hockey is a man's game. The team with the most real men wins.
Brian Burke
Hockey is Our Game.
Canadian fans sign
Sign held by Canadian fans at 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver, as Canada beat United States 2-3 to win record 14th gold medal.
Hockey is like a disease, you can't really shake it.
Goaltender Ken Wregget
All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity.
Gordie Howe
Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns.
John Leonard
Canada is hockey.
Mike Weir
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
Rodney Dangerfield
Every day is a great day for hockey.
Mario Lemeiux
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
Tiger Woods
Hockey belongs to the Cartoon Network, where a person can be pancaked by an ACME anvil, then expanded - accordion-style - back to full stature, without any lasting side effect.
Steve Rushin
Hockey is the original extreme sport.
Tom Ward
Growing up, if I hadn't had sports, I don't know where I'd be. God only knows what street corners I'd have been standing on and God only knows what I'd have been doing, but instead I played hockey and went to school and stayed out of trouble.
Bobby Orr
Hockey players have fire in their hearts and ice in their veins.
Author Unknown
I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles.
Mark Messier
Sometimes guys need to cry. Some hockey players think they're too tough to cry.
Brett Hull
Red ice sells hockey tickets.
Bob Stewart
I skate to where the puck is going to be, not where it has been.
Wayne Gretzky
Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four. We own this shit. Basketball, baseball, football, golf, tennis, and as soon as they make a heated hockey rink we'll take that shit too.
Chris Rock
Half the game is mental; the other half is being mental.
Jim McKenny
When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky.
Joe Sakic
Hockey captures the essence of Canadian experience in the New World. In a land so inescapably and inhospitably cold, hockey is the chance of life, and an affirmation that despite the deathly chill of winter we are alive.
Stephen Leacock
Ice hockey players can walk on water.
Author Unknown
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.
Doug Larson
Street hockey is great for kids. It's energetic, competitive, and skilful. And best of all it keeps them off the street.
Author Unknown
By the age of 18, the average American has witnessed 200,000 acts of violence on television, most of them occurring during Game 1 of the NHL playoff series.
Steve Rushin
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