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There is a natural aristocracy among men. The grounds of this are virtue and talents.
Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826) Third president of the United States.

All our words from loose using have lost their edge.
Ernest Hemingway (1898-1961) American Writer.

God couldn't be everywhere, so he created mothers
Jewish proverb

Be not afraid of going slowly, be afraid only of standing still.
Chinese proverb

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.
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Do not confine your children to your own learning, for they were born in another time.
Chinese proverb

I hear and I forget, I see and I remember. I do and I understand.
Chinese proverb

In teaching others we teach ourselves.
Proverb

Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have.
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Without His love I can do nothing, with His love there is nothing I cannot do.
Unknown Source

There is only one happiness in life -- to love and to be loved.
George Sand (1804-1876) French Romantic writer.

One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure its worth watching.
Unknown Source

Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.
Soren Kierkegaard (1813-1855) Danish philosopher and writer.

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on.
Robert Frost (1875-1963) American Poet.

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865) Politician. President of the United States.

Where there is love there is life.
Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948) Preeminent leader of Indian nationalism.

Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship, never.
Charles Caleb Colton (1780-1832) British clergyman, sportsman and author.

Love is a serious mental disease.
Plato (BC 427-BC 347) Greek philosopher.

The one who loves least controls the relationship.
Unknown Source

Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forward.

Breakdowns can create breakthroughs. Things fall apart so things can fall together.

Teachers open the door but you must walk through it yourself.
Chinese proverb

There is no remedy for love than to love more.
Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862) American naturalist, poet and philosopher.

A gem cannot be polished without friction, nor a man perfected without trials.
Chinese proverb

Words are easy, like the wind; Faithful friends are hard to find.

Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.
Peter Ustinov (1921-2004) British actor, writer and director.

Follow love and it will flee, flee love and it will follow.
Proverb

Chose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.
Confucius (BC 551-BC 479) Chinese philosopher.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Woody Allen (1935-?) American director, actor and comedian.

You must be the change you wish to see in the world.

Happiness consists of three things; Someone to love, work to do, and a clear conscience.
Unknown Source

One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.

Men never remember, but women never forget.
Unknown Source

The thing that counts most in the pursuit of happiness is choosing the right companion.
Unknown Source

To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often.
Winston Churchill (1874-1965) British politician.

We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now.
Martin Luther King Jr. (1929-1968) American black leader.

Do what you feel in your heart to be right. You'll be criticized anyway.
Eleanor Roosevelt (1884-1962) American columnist, lecturer and humanitarian.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) Irish poet and dramatist.

A loving heart is the truest wisdom.
Charles Dickens (1812-1870) British novelist.

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.

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When I was a young boy I wanted to play for Newcastle United, I wanted to wear the number nine shirt and I wanted to score goals at St James' Park. I've lived my dream and I realise how lucky I've been to have done that.
Alan Shearer
I find vacuuming very therapeutic, but I hate ironing. I usually have no shirt on while ironing, because I'm ironing it, and I end up burning my chest.
Warwick Davis
You can be 24 and continue to live like you're at college, or even continue to live like you're in high school. Or you can put on a shirt and tie and pretend to be an adult.
Ezra Koenig
Honestly, if a girl's wearing, like, a Gucci shirt with a Gucci belt and a purse and a visor, that's not cute at all. You can't get away with that - with me - but you can always sprinkle it in there with your own stuff, and it's all good.
Kreayshawn
When you start your career, you have to figure out a way to separate yourself from the pack. So I went for a kind of preppy, psycho-killer look: I had short hair, grey flannel pants, and a button-down shirt. I think it worked, because nobody else was looking that way at that time.
Loudon Wainwright III
It's like all guys want to do is make a dunk, grab their shirt and yell out and scream - they could be down 30 points but that's what they do. Okay, so you made a dunk. Get back down the floor on defense!
Oscar Robertson
I am always looking for a cool tee shirt; maybe one with a rock band or an old advertisement.
Bridget Hall
When I was in high school in the '50s you were supposed to be an Elvis Presley, a James Dean, a Marlon Brando or a Kingston Trio type in a button-down shirt headed for the fraternities at Stanford or Cal.
Robert Hass
I think to take your shirt off, you need to have a great body and more than that, confidence and attitude. It's all related. A great body equals confidence, and confidence equals attitude. And when you put all three together, you get a Salman Khan! And that's not me.
Riteish Deshmukh
Many thanks for all of the love and good wishes sent our way from my friends out there in cartoon land... the only place where a nine month pregnant woman can still play a hot goth chick in a belly shirt!
Grey DeLisle
When my dad was badly weakened by the flu and my mom wanted to call an ambulance to take him to the emergency room, he wouldn't go unless he could shave first and change into a nice shirt and a pair of slacks.
Rich Lowry
These thieves defend themselves by saying, 'I was there all the time, and the officials missed me.' Favorite excuses for missing surveillance checkpoints: jacket covered the number took off the shirt with the number hidden in a crowd.
Joe Henderson
You have to know what club you are playing for, or you just play for yourself. Every time I put on a Liverpool shirt, I know it is more than just a football game.
Fernando Torres
To mark the 10-year anniversary of 9/11, I wanted to launch an FDNY shirt that pays tribute to the brave first responders who, like my father, risk their lives in the line of duty on a regular basis. All of the proceeds raised from the sale of the T-shirt benefit the New York Police & Fire Widows' & Children's Benefit Fund.
Mark Sanchez
Everybody who is anyone wanted to meet a real life gangster, and here's Joey Gallo hitting the scene. What more could you want with a gangster? He looked the part. They call it gangster chic. He dressed like the 'Reservoir Dogs' - black suit, white shirt, skinny black tie. You know, he had the whole look down. And the big shades, of course.
Tom Folsom
Over the years, I've had a few roles where I've had to take my shirt off. I've kind of been the 'shirt-off' guy.
Dean Geyer
For my prom, I wore a white suit with a burgundy shirt, tie and cummerbund, along with white shoes, a white trilby and a cane. I was extra fly that day.
Ne-Yo
In the Negro Leagues, we'd play three games a day on the weekends. Then we'd ride the bus and travel to play the next day someplace else. You'd hang your shirt out the bus window to dry.
Ray Dandridge
Being a Scotsman, I wear a skirt quite a lot, but we're allowed. I have an incredibly loud Hawaiian shirt that's pink and a particularly disgusting turquoise, but I just wear it on days when I'm in a strange mood.
Sean Biggerstaff
When I found out I had to take off my shirt in 'Teen' movie, I panicked and hit the gym. I was like, 'It's going to be on film, documented, for my children to see. I can't be 140 pounds. I need to put on a little bit of muscle.'
Chris Evans
I'm a bit of a contrarian, so I like the idea of going on stage without makeup, without the hair being done, in the jeans and shirt I've been wearing all day. At first that was an issue, because I didn't want to be disrespectful.
Lou Doillon
I still have the shirt I wore my first time on Johnny Carson's show. Only now I use it as a tablecloth at dinner parties. It was very blousy.
Ellen DeGeneres
When lifting, I'm always with a trainer because the thing that makes a difference is that last 20% in your training, and he very scientifically looks after my food as well, because when I'm going for a 'shirt off' shot, everything changes the month before, and I'm timed down to the day.
Hugh Jackman
Your shoes have to match your belt. That's rule number one for guys. You can't put the brown shoes with the black belt. Or a brown belt with a black wristwatch. Just don't do it! Also, I don't like boots with suits. And when you wear sneakers, make sure they go with your shirt.
Ashton Kutcher
People always expect Hulk Hogan to be standing up straight, or to have the bandanna on, or to not have my arms covered up. If I have an extra large shirt on people go 'oh yeah you look small.' It kind of ruins the mystique.
Hulk Hogan

I was a tough kid with the jeans, the concert shirt with the flannel over it, the comb in the back pocket and the feathered hair.
Cameron Diaz
Basically, I'm in a kilt and a white shirt every day. So, you know, I don't have a lot of scope, and I'm really picky about what I wear. Even if it's weird, it's very particular to me. And you can't make a business out of what I would wear. We'd be out of business.
Marc Jacobs
Tom Ford, who is my all-time favourite, once said to me, 'Here's the thing about dress shirts, Rob. You need white, and you need black.' 'What about blue,' I asked. He said, 'Have you ever seen Cary Grant in a blue dress shirt?'
Rob Lowe
Everyone needs to have a denim shirt in your wardrobe. They work in the evening with a blazer or over your shoulder. They're great to pair with a pair of shorts - roll up the sleeves, unbutton it to show a peekaboo of your tank top.
Brad Goreski
I once had a boyfriend who couldn't write unless he was wearing a necktie and a dress shirt, which I thought was really weird, because this was a long time ago, and no one I knew ever wore dress shirts, let alone neckties; it was like he was a grown-up reenacter or something.
Susan Orlean
I find it hard to relax around any man who's got the second button on his shirt undone.
Bill Nighy
I have always found it an honor that people have wanted to buy my shirt and an honor that fans turn up to watch the team I am playing in. I have always found that a huge honor.
David Beckham
Honestly, I try and stay away from what's been written about me, because if you let that stuff get to you and it's not true it can drive you crazy. One thing that I have heard recently which is not true, I didn't say it, is that I believe I was quote saying 'I will never take my shirt off for a movie again.' I didn't say that.
Taylor Lautner
I felt that I ostracized myself by my behavior, by the past, by living with all the regrets of my mistakes, that I sort of wore a hair shirt and beat myself up most of the day thinking and regretting why did I make such a mistake? Why have I made so many mistakes?
Sarah Ferguson
I get burnt in the sun, so there's no point me getting pecs for when I take my shirt off in the summer.
Brian O'Driscoll
I don't want to be known as the guy who always takes his shirt off... I've done a lot of photo shoots lately for the press coming up with 'Immortals' and 'Breaking Dawn,' and every photographer wants to get the topless shot. We've really had to be choosy and not do that for every magazine. I've actually been trying to keep my clothes on more.
Kellan Lutz
It must be the PGA Championship if it's August and you can sit down and talk to the heat or reach inside your shirt, where it's 110 degrees, and grab handfuls of humidity.
Dan Jenkins
To wear a floral shirt is an experience.
Brian Wilson
The thing about the basics is they don't really change - it's the details and the proportions that change. The shirt may be cut slimmer or looser, the suit might be darker or lighter, the sneakers might not have laces, but you're still talking about shirts and suits and sneakers.
John Varvatos
My biggest style inspirations come from the '90s. I'm really inspired by TLC, Janet Jackson, and designers like Jeremy Scott. I'm hugely inspired by Club Kids from New York back in the '90s. I'm inspired by the drag queen scene. Combat boots and the torn off jeans and a baggy shirt - I love that look.
Kat Graham
I credit my grandmother for my sense of style. She was known for wearing bright, outrageous things because it made people happy and she thought it made her more approachable. When you wear a brightly colored shirt or pants, it shows you don't take yourself too seriously and it puts everyone around you at ease.
Blake Mycoskie
Well, you know, with every character, if you're going to expose yourself, you've got to figure out every detail that you're going to play. So there's no character that you can just go put on his shirt and be fully prepared.
Albert Brooks
I met this homeless man who had never owned a shirt in his life. He had taken his pants and worn them as a shirt and I thought it was so creative. He was liberated from the conventions of fashion.
Julia Stiles
I knew about holiness, never having missed a Sunday-school class since I started at four years. But if Jews were also religious, how could our neighbor with the grease-grimy shirt use the word 'damn' about them?
Paul Engle
I find my dress sense tends to be a bit of a mixture between high fashion and unique vintage pieces with a little bit of street trends. For example, I might find a really nice, suede dinner jacket that I'd wear with a basic plain white shirt and some chinos and a pair of Nike trainers.
Tinie Tempah
I need to have a quick wardrobe. Two or three blazers with dark gray pants, two pairs of jeans, two light blue shirts, a casual shirt, two pairs of shoes, one formal one not. Small accessories like Tod's Greca belt and our woven bracelets for a wild touch.
Diego Della Valle
You know, Taylor Lautner, with a body like that, he should be taking his shirt off. For me, it's not so essential.
Max Irons
Girls don't really recognize me on the street. No one has tried to serenade me or rip my shirt off.
Mark Salling
I wore that same shirt yesterday playing golf. There goes the Nike account.
Leslie Nielsen
My uniform: grey suit, white shirt, grey tie and tie bar, grey cardigan and black wingtips.
Thom Browne

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Music isn't selling like it used to, but the one thing you can't steal or download is a live show experience or a T-shirt.
G-Eazy
I don't know any Beatles songs. My dad never listened to Elvis or Sting or Bowie. Any band name that's on a t-shirt, I probably won't know their music, like AC/DC or whatever. I don't know what that is. As a kid, I would sing along to artists like Tania Maria.
FKA twigs
There's no shame in owning a New Kids on the Block t-shirt. They were my first concert when I was eight.
Zoe Lister-Jones
While I think men in general should not fuss over how they look, I do feel as though they should make more an effort to find a way to look good in their own individual, but natural way. I think it's a shame that it's become acceptable to wear jeans and a T-shirt to any place and function.
Thom Browne
I want young people to be able to buy into what I design. When I was young, I wanted to buy designer brands even if all I could afford was the cheapest wallet, the cheapest pen, the cheapest T-shirt because I wanted to be a part of it.
Nicola Formichetti
I think a lot of people know me for just wearing cut-off denim shorts, an oversized white T-shirt with a pair of high-heels. I usually do wear basic stuff. Jeans and a white T is my go-to look.
Erin Wasson
One of the smartest things Kickstarter has done, in my opinion, is give people a great shopping experience related to the arts, that funds the arts. In essence, they've gotten people to pay $200 for a t-shirt plus the feeling of participation in another artist's endeavor.
Jessica Jackley
Whether it's t-shirt and jeans or full monster suit, I'm still an actor underneath it all, and a good director is going to know that.
Doug Jones
I have this old worn-out, skintight T-shirt that I love. That's sexy.
Liz Vassey
I feel most bossy in jeans, a white t-shirt, a leather jacket and some heels. I just feel bossy that way. I also feel confident in a sick dress at a premiere. Like most women, as long as I'm comfortable in it, I feel confident.
Tika Sumpter
I've always been a jeans and a T-shirt kind of kid!
Gillian Zinser
I'm most comfortable in my bare shorts without any underwear and a T-shirt if I'm home. I definitely like to sleep naked. I don't know how girls do it with thongs. Forget that!
Adam Rodriguez
I don't think I do look like an A-Lister. I'm more interested in being comfortable in my own skin than trying to be somebody I'm not. Gimme jeans, an old T-shirt, cowboy boots and a baseball cap any day.
Nathan Parsons
I love when I get compliments on my shirts all the time. I'm a t-shirt guy, and I think nine times out of 10, they have some kind of super hero character on them.
Cress Williams

My mother did like to make clothes, and in I think the worst picture I've ever seen of myself - I must have been eight or nine - she'd dressed me in a matching t-shirt and Bermuda shorts ensemble which I think looked like somebody had thrown up all over it. I was so glad when that sewing machine stopped working, I have to say.
Luke Evans
At the beginning of my career I was going through a really weird phase of dressing in boys clothes. I would only wear one American Apparel T-shirt and shorts and brogues the whole year round. Not the same T-shirt, obviously, but one style of American Apparel T-shirt. I think I was going through a tomboy stage.
Florence Welch
My dad has totally taken my Cat Stevens T-shirt, but it's OK; I have his Black Flag one, and that's amazing.
Zoe Kravitz
The worst is when men try too hard, because it's not very masculine. Your outfit has to look like 'Oh, I just grabbed that.' Not too calculated. Jeans, a t-shirt: the simpler the better.
Eva Green
I used to wear sweats and a T-shirt to auditions, but my agent would yell at me and tell me I had to look nice and presentable. So I had to drop that habit.
Kellan Lutz
When I was an impoverished graduate student, I would sometimes spend $20 or $30 on a T-shirt or accessory I didn't need or even particularly want. What I craved was the purchase, not the thing itself. Of course, a sense of not being deprived may fill an emotional void without ruinous consequences.
Siri Hustvedt
I would never go out in track bottoms and a baggy T-shirt.
Trinny Woodall
Natalie's estate is handled by Global Icons, and they police the world so her picture isn't on a T-shirt or coffee cup unless we approve of it.
Robert Wagner
To be honest, I'm really more of a jeans and T-shirt kind of a girl.
Katharine McPhee
I'm kind of a jeans and T-shirt guy.
Kevin Dillon


I feel a bit awkward playing in a red shirt out at Wimbledon. But I don't dislike it.
Roger Federer
In a big Bollywood romantic film, taking my tshirt off and spreading the hand towards the mountain with dancers behind me are not my cup of tea.
Vir Das
In junior high P.E., I was way too shy to take a shower in front of the other kids. It was a horribly awkward time - body hair, odors... So I'd go from my sweaty tshirt back into my regular clothes and have to continue the day.
Will Ferrell
You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my tshirt on backwards.
Ryan Stiles
I am a huge, huge fan of the plain white tee. A good-fitting, vintage plain white shirt, like the 'boyfriend tshirt', is the sexiest thing a girl can wear. It goes with anything, fancy or casual.
Zoe Kravitz
I prefer 100 per cent cotton Ts. They are kinder to lumps and bumps than figure-hugging stretchy Lycra ones and feel nicer against the skin. Extra-long-sleeved T-shirts are a lifesaver for me. I wear them either underneath a tshirt with the sleeve pulled out of the cuff, or underneath gypsy tops, tunic tops and waistcoats.
Twiggy
Knitwear can play a vital part in layering. The simplicity of a lightweight cardigan makes it one of the best ways to layer outfits. I love granddad cardis for winter, worn over a vintage lace tshirt, waistcoat and full skirt with slouchy boots.
Twiggy
I'd much rather dress like a 5 year old than a 21 year old. I'd much rather wear a puffy sleeved shirt than some low-cut top.
Elle Fanning
I remember at 16 years old, growing up in Queens, we were punks, but hey, when we went to the theater, we wore a tshirt and tie! Similarly, I believe that to keep movie theaters in existence, they're gonna have to make 'em an event, have a couch, a table and drinks or something. Otherwise, there's no reason to get out of your bed!
James Caan
And I was victim to that very early in my career, where I would go into auditions, and I'd be wearing a big T shirt, a big baggy T shirt and loose jeans. You know, to try and show people that there was more to me than just that.
Charlize Theron
For me, it's important that a fan can buy something that is related to me. Like in soccer, you buy a tshirt and it's got somebody's name on the back. That's kind of a cool thing.
Roger Federer
I didn't want to wear a checked tshirt and grow a mustache - that's what you had to do, and everyone did.
Neil Tennant
Getting away from a white or light colored tuxedo tshirt is always a little dangerous. Certain staples shouldn't be mixed with. Light pink or blue is not bad, but again, you're just breaking from a classic.
Paul Feig
I was a mod when I was a kid. I'd be in Italian pencil-leg trousers with those bowling shoes you wear outside and a Fred Perry polo shirt with a V-neck sweater. It was like an Essex uniform - a very specific look.
Stephen Moyer
To see my country lose a football match is very hard for someone who has worn the tshirt.
Diego Maradona
One name always stands out when it comes to actors taking on the monsters of our nightmares - Robert Englund. In the 'Nightmare on Elm Street' series, Englund kept us awake as night with a striped shirt and his special glove.
Rob Manuel
When I go out or to an event, I'll wear blue jeans and a shirt. And sometimes when I go to an event I'll wear camouflage. It depends what kind of mood I'm in.
Si Robertson
To be on television and have my nieces and nephews see me, and seeing them wear my tshirt to the games and be proud, it's so sweet. Sometimes it feels like it's just a dream.
Sue Wicks
My women students openly admit that they dress for interviews like dates, hoping to look their best: makeup, high heels, a well-fitting suit that shows off their figure. And I always tell them to make sure to wear a tshirt under the suit jacket. Form fitting, yes. Cleavage, no.
Susan Estrich
I would never wear anything with a logo. That I really find difficult. It's a frustration that I'll find a nice tshirt or something and it's got 50 prints of the logo on it - why do they do this?
Norman Foster
Mytshirt and my hat always say 'World Champion' in some language. English, Spanish, Chinese, 'Star Wars' language, which is also known as Aurebesh, mermaid language.
Judah Friedlander
I have always wanted to act ever since I was a little girl. I would put a blanket under my tshirt and pretend that I was pregnant. Then, I would go through childbirth.
Dakota Fanning
Well, you know, it's been interesting because an album is just a snapshot of where you are at that time. Not all pictures of everybody are just in jeans and a 'T' shirt, or a ball gown. You have many different sides and this is a snapshot of where you are at that time.
Diana Krall
Contrary to what the fans may think, you don't just show up, wear a striped tshirt and a whistle on Friday night.
Jim Mitchell
Nothing impresses the ladies like a clean, pressed pair of khakis and a large pattern tshirt featuring either classic cars, mojitos or men playing golf.
Tim Heidecker

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Remember the first time you went to a show and saw your favorite band. You wore their shirt, and sang every word. You didn't know anything about scene politics, haircuts, or what was cool. All you knew was that this music made you feel different from anyone you shared a locker with. Someone finally understood you. This is what music is about.
Gerard Way
Shoes make an outfit. You can throw on a crazy shirt and crazy pants but you add those shoes - done.
Russell Westbrook
I am inspired by anything beautiful. Sometime it's a pair of eyes or flowing gorgeous hair, other times it's the sky or a sunset. I've been inspired by supple skin or the texture of a soft shirt.
Nadine Velazquez
The high point of my career was winning the Champions League. No one will ever erase that from my memory, in the same way that no one will ever erase the fact that I did it in a Manchester United shirt.
Cristiano Ronaldo
Surface R&B doesn't work any more. The whole heartthrob thing, songs about unrealistic love and tearing your shirt off every show - that's not really where it's at any more. It's becoming harder for those guys to sell records, and harder for them to succeed.
Drake
I like What Goes Around Comes Around for old concert tees. Oh man, I got this 'Sgt. Pepper' cartoon Beatles shirt there; it was, like, $300. I didn't even know how much it cost - I thought it was gonna be, like, $80 at most - till I got to the register and was like, 'Oh mah gawd!' Good Lord. But it's classic vintage rock, you know?
Kid Cudi
When I wear the national team shirt, its sole contact with my skin makes it stand on an end.
Diego Maradona
You start out giving your hat, then you give your coat, then your shirt, then your skin and finally your soul.
Charles de Gaulle
I don't know, but I always loved that image of a girl putting toenail polish on a guy - her boyfriend, or something like that. Or a guy waking up in the morning and reaching over and putting on his girlfriend's shirt. Like Keith Richards putting on one of Anita Pallenberg's blouses, or Courtney Love putting nail polish on Kurt Cobain.
Marc Jacobs
Pulling on your country's shirt is the greatest honour a footballer can have. It's what I always dreamed of as a kid and I get a buzz every time.
Wayne Rooney
It's just an ice bucket with a bottle in it. The two flute glasses are little tray. I got to shut the curtains. I'm in my boxer shorts and shirt. I'm going to take a bath and go to bed. But I want to shut the blinds so it's really dark in the room.
Danny DeVito
This shirt is dry clean only. Which means... it's dirty.
Mitch Hedberg
A healthy body means a healthy mind. You get your heart rate up, and you get the blood flowing through your body to your brain. Look at Albert Einstein. He rode a bicycle. He was also an early student of Jazzercise. You never saw Einstein lift his shirt, but he had a six-pack under there.
Steve Carell

I am very much a person who appreciates perennial things. Things like a Lacoste shirt, a Clarks desert boot, Persol sunglasses and Vans shoes that have been the same forever. There are certain things that once you find it, you like it and it's done. I like Italian clothing, like suits from Battistoni and I have a shirt by Piero Albertelli.
Roman Coppola
I purely attribute my 'hamming it up' quality to growing up with three older brothers and just being like a tomboy my whole life. Literally, my mother had to be like, 'Honey, there's a certain point where you have to start wearing a shirt.' You know, I would run around with the boys and play tag football and climb trees.
Eliza Dushku
Beware of the naked man who offers you his shirt.
Navjot Singh Sidhu
I think a fragrance is more of a signature than even what you wear - something you'll remember more down the road than a shirt.
Ryan Reynolds
I grew up in the 90s in the time of grunge when if you didn't go on stage in jeans and a T shirt you weren't 'real.' That seemed ridiculous to me.
Jack White
If commercialization is putting my art on a shirt so that a kid who can't afford a $30,000 painting can buy one, then I'm all for it.
Keith Haring
I went to a Catholic School, and underneath my school uniform, I wore a metal shirt.
George Stroumboulopoulos
An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt.
Fred Allen
How do you know someone is a grandparent? They've got milk stains on every shirt from burping babies. Their pants are worn out at the knees from crawling around giving pony rides. They have 2,842 pictures of the grandkids on their smart phone and not one photo of their spouse.
Regina Brett
The suit does not represent the businessman anymore. Nor does the loud shirt represent the rock star. The same man can now wear both.
Donatella Versace
I've been caught in parachute pants. And on my high school yearbook, they used the wrong picture. They were supposed to use the picture of me with a nice suit on. They used me with my collar flipped up, in a fuchsia and white striped shirt. I blame Prince and Michael Jackson in the Eighties for that.
Ice Cube
Tailored jackets with jeans is a great look for all ages. Dress up with a heel and pretty shirt, or just wear a smart T-shirt under the jacket.
Twiggy

You go to Brooklyn, everybody's got a beard and plaid shirt. They may be able to tell each other apart, but they all look alike to me.
Don Lemon
I like when a guy has his shirt off and I can see his chest and his abs. When it's all smooth, you can see a lot.
Genesis Rodriguez
I love my work with a frenetic and perverse love, as an ascetic loves the hair shirt which scratches his belly.
Gustave Flaubert
Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?
Jeff Foxworthy
I have found people on both sides of the aisle, white and black, that'll give you the shirt off their back. And I've also found people that won't give you a piece of bread if you're starving to death.
Al Green
The most difficult thing for me is a portrait. You have to try and put your camera between the skin of a person and his shirt.
Henri Cartier-Bresson
Doubts are like stains on a shirt. I like shirts with stains, because when I'm given a shirt that's too clean, one that's completely white, I immediately start having doubts.
Antonio Tabucchi
If you want to have clean ideas, change them as often as your shirt.
Francis Picabia
Always roll up the sleeves on your shirt. It gives the impression that you're working, even if you're not.
Ashton Kutcher
I'm really not a fascist. Everyone wears what they feel great in, or comfortable with. It's a beautiful day, you have an armless shirt: it goes with flip-flops.
Christian Louboutin
I know when I wear a Led Zeppelin shirt, I am happy to put that Led Zeppelin shirt on. It's not, 'Well, they kind of suck.'
Nikki Sixx
I've always looked the same. Since I was a child, I hated having to deal with my hair. I hated having to change my clothes. As a kid, I had a sailor shirt and the same old corduroy pants, and that's what I wanted to wear everyday.
Patti Smith
Since I was a child, I hated having to deal with my hair. I hated having to change my clothes. As a kid, I had a sailor shirt and the same old corduroy pants, and that's what I wanted to wear everyday.
Patti Smith
I have this complex that if I walk into a place wearing a colorful shirt someone will stop me and say, 'I'm sorry, but the Latin band comes through the other door.'
Oscar de la Renta
What's it like to envision the ten-thousand-year environmental impact of tossing a plastic bottle into the trash bin, all in the single second it takes to actually toss it? Or the ten-thousand-year history of the fossil fuel being burned to drive to work or iron a shirt? It may be environmentally progressive, but it's not altogether pleasant.
Douglas Rushkoff
In terms of having a business, I wanted to let it go beyond what my personal taste is. Basically, I'm in a kilt and a white shirt every day. So, you know, I don't have a lot of scope, and I'm really picky about what I wear.
Marc Jacobs
I'm not a model; hence I don't see the reason to have a six-pack abs. I can pull off a tough and rugged look of a cop in 'Dhoom' series without taking my shirt off. Cops don't have to move around without a shirt to flaunt their machismo. What makes the character of a cop stand out is his attitude and not his six-pack abs.
Abhishek Bachchan
I got live tweeted once by someone who was opposite my home in some rented accommodation. He was actually describing on twitter what I was doing. 'I took a shirt off, I went to the window, I put a shirt back on... ' And I've got blinds in my flat!
Benedict Cumberbatch
Maybe I should drive a hybrid. I do have a shirt that says, 'Go Green.'
Amanda Seyfried
I'm a jacket man. And if I'm without one, I am kind of seriously disabled. I don't know how to operate in shirt sleeves.
Bill Nighy
Whether I'm running on the beach without my shirt or whether I'm going out with my kids or going to church or going out to dinner - I don't choose to insulate myself in engaging in real life. Hence, the public kind of almost knows me as much through my real life that they see through the rag mags.
Matthew McConaughey
We were playing a fair, and a few people were handing me stuffed animals and flowers, but one person handed me a paper sack. So I took all the stuff back to the bus. I put the sack in my lap and opened it, and a live iguana jumped out of the sack and onto my shirt. I screamed like a little girl!
Blake Shelton

My sense of style is an old Polo shirt, jeans and, unfortunately for the longest time, white running shoes, which was not attractive. The one thing I've learned about clothes is to ask a girl.
Matthew Perry
To be the name on somebody's shirt that they've made themselves in preparation for one of your shows - it doesn't get much cooler than that.
Hunter Hayes
You don't change the world by hiding in the woods, wearing a hair shirt, or buying indulgences in the form of 'Save the Earth' bumper stickers. You do it by articulating a vision for the future and pursuing it with all the ingenuity humanity can muster.
Alex Steffen

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If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.

My goal for 2015 is to accomplish the goals of 2014 which I should have done in 2013 because I made a promise in 2012 which I planned on keeping back in 2011. :)

That awkward moment when you’ve already said ‘what?’ 3 times and still have no idea what the other person said, so you just agree!

Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don’t have time for all that. George Carlin

10-fun-facts10 Fun Facts
1- You can’t wash your eyes with soap.
2- You can’t count your hairs.
3- You can’t breathe through your nose, with your tongue out.
4- You just tried No.3.
6- When you did No.3 you realized it’s possible only you look like a dog.
7- You’re smiling right now because you’re fooled.
8- You skipped No. 5.
9- You just checked to see if there’s No. 5
10- Share this with your friends to have some fun too. :)

Figure out what to do, then take a nap. Adam Carolla

When in doubt, mumble.

Men are the best cooks, because with two eggs, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, he can fill a girl’s tummy for nine months.

 love-is-like-a-fart
Love is like a fart.
If you have to force it, it’s probably a crap.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

Sometimes I wish my dog could talk, but then I remember all the crazy shit he’s witnessed me doing.

 Sweetest kiss- On the head. Loveliest kiss- On cheeks! Most romantic kiss- On the lips! & the hottest kiss? On The bike’s silencer

I wonder If a bra is called an ‘over the shoulder bolder holder’, then what would you call men underwear?
It would be known as under the but nut hut?

when a girl says she’ll be ready in 5 more minutes, it’s the same as when a guy says the game has 5 minutes left.:D

Ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither.

Fart when people hug you. It makes them feel strong.

SCIENCE FACT: If you close your eyes, you won’t be able to see.

My husband and I
divorced over religious
differences – He
thought he was God.

If the world were ruled by women then there would be no war… just couple of nations not talking with each other.

Feel free to use anything, except my spouse & my toothbrush…I mean it about the toothbrush.
Unknown

I dig,
you dig,
We dig,
he dig,
they dig….
It is not a a beautiful poem but it’s very deep.

Whenever you are feeling sad, just remember that somewhere in the world there’s an idiot pulling a door that says “PUSH”. LOLZZZ

Ever wondered why need to pee intensifies when you are unlocking the door? :)

Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
Groucho Marx

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight.
George Lichtenberg

Why go to college? There’s Google.

As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
Hell’s angels

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
Henry Youngman

Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least 5 years to the age of their best friend.

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is.
Yogi Berra

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We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.   LOLzzzzz
George Bernard Shaw

Every successful enterprise requires three men – a dreamer, a businessman, and a son-of-a-bitch.
Peter McArthur

Have you ever had a fly or small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?

There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn’t stand for that.
Steve Martin

Death is nature’s way of saying, Your table’s ready.
Robin Williams

Man with hole in pocket, feel cocky all day.
Confusious

If it weren’t for electricity we’d all be watching television by candlelight.
George Globol

I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle baby.
Henny Youngman

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say “I WANT TO SEE THE MANAGER.”.
William S. Burroughs

Some people come into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts, while others come into our lives and make us wanna leave footprints on their face.
Unknown

God made mud, God made dirt, God made boys so girls can flirt.

I didn’t fall. The floor just needed a hug.

When a subject becomes totally obsolete we make it a required course.
Peter F. Drucker

Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that’s how dogs spend their lives.
Sue Murphy

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
Yogi Berra

They’ve finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.
Milton Berle

Nobody goes where the crowds are anymore. It’s too crowded.
Yogi Berra

Don’t let your mind wander, Its too little to be let out alone.

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.
Frank Sinatra

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Henny Youngman

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

If I’m not back in five minutes… wait longer!
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

A tax is a fine for doing well, a fine is a tax for doing wrong.
Unknown

Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I have others.
Groucho Marx

Women will forgive anything. Otherwise, the race would have died out long ago.
Robert A. Heinlein

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
Unknown

Don’t steal, don’t lie, don’t cheat, don’t sell drugs. The government hates competition!

I don’t kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak out and yell, ‘Whoa, I’m way too high!’
Bruce Baum

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