Funny Dirty Sayings Biography
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“Yes I have a dirty mind and you’re on it”
You’re on it, you and I making it out. Or making out..
“I cant taste my lips could you do it for me”
There are certain things that we can’t do by ourselves.
“Breakfast its the most important meal of the day”
Originally posted by forum.smartcanucks.ca
Never EVER EVER skip your breakfast!
“I’ll let you play with mine”
Well, it’s just as simple as “Do unto others what you want others do unto you”
“A world without women would be a pain in the ass”
A world without women? Certainly is a pain on each guys ass!
“Nice pants can i test the zipper”
Originally posted by forum.smartcanucks.ca
Well, you can also test what’s behind that zipper!
“I don’t care if you have small boobs”
Boobs are still boobs no matter what the size is. Sexy any size.
“That amazing moment”
Relieved!
“Roses are red the grass is green”
Originally posted by crazyhyena.com
I just wanna have fun with you, in my bed.
“Men are a lot like infants”
Originally posted by Scarlet & Silk
And like infants, they just love to suck it!
“I am your one way ticket”
Originally posted by the-girl-with-the-mohawk.tumblr.com
I’m the only who can make you out of your mind.
“Go ahead touch it”
And don’t just touch it, feel it.
“Your face look better between my legs”
Originally posted by notyouraveragesub.tumblr.com
If you want to always look better, always go between my legs.
“I wanna do bad things with you”
Bad, naughty, dirty, sexy stuffs with you.
“I think I could fall madly in bed with you”
Because you’re just too hot to be ignored.
“I’d look good on you”
And you look good on me too.
“You’re in my inappropriate thoughts”
Originally posted by imgfave.com
Talking about inappropriate sexy quotes, I know you get what I mean.
“Your clothes are making me uncomfortable please take them off”
Originally posted by searchquotes.com
And show me only your birthday suit.
“In public you are his princess.
She can only show you her dirty secrets in private, only with you.
“I’m in my bed you’re in your bed
Originally posted by raffa nunyez
The right place is right here with me, in my bed.
“I’ll kiss you on the rain so you get twice as wet”
You’ll get wet outside and inside with these sexy quotes.
“How did the bed get that wet?”
Originally posted by gentledom.tumblr.com
Because we’re both too hot!
“Blow me”
Please? It will about to explode!
“Real men don’t wear pink”
And they love it so much!
“I enjoy a good spanking”
Sometimes, spanking is fun!
“Last night you were unhinged”
Do it over and over again!
“Kissing burns calories”
A great daily workout for everyone of us!
“I licked it so it’s mine”
Everything that I licked is mine, would you like a lick?
“Your lips look so lonely”
My lips are lonely too, they’ll be a great match!
“What’s the difference between being HUNGRY and being HORNY?”
Well, it can satisfy both needs!
“I want you inside me”
Yes, it’s hot if you’re inside me.
“Good sex is like good bridge “
I’m touching myself right now.
m eet me for lunch. I want you to grope me in the car.
I’m not wearing any underwear.
I can’t wait for you to put it in me.
I want you here right now.
I woke up wet this morning.
You have such a dirty mind, and it works on me!
tell me where you want to touch me first. *get naked and stand in front of him*
I want yo to tear my clothes off my body.
You feel so good in me I wanna scream.
I’m not horny all the time, it’s just that you’re so f**king sexy.
I love how your tongue feels down there.
Bite my neck and f**k me harder.
You’re such a sex machine!
I’ve been thinking long and hard about what I’m going to do to you tonight…
Show me where you want me to bite you.
Yo’re such a bad boy!
Please f**k me. *plead with him*
F**k me now! *order him*
Squeeze my boobs harder and kiss me.
I know you like my pussy…. Now f**k me like you love it!
I wanna f**k you in every room tonight!
You make me think such dirty thoughts!
I’ve been waiting for this all day…
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