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Funny Sarcastic Sayings Biography

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“Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.”
Ashleigh Brilliant
“It's always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.”
Paul Newman
“It's a catastrophic success.”
Stephen Bishop
“I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.”
Stephen Bishop
“History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.”
Abba Eban
“No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.”
Groucho Marx
“How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.”
Groucho Marx
“A man is as young as the woman he feels.”
Groucho Marx
“A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.”
Groucho Marx
“Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!”
Groucho Marx
“If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.”
Groucho Marx
“Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.”
Groucho Marx
“I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.”
Groucho Marx
“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
Groucho Marx
“I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.”
Groucho Marx
“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.”
Clarence Darrow
“If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?”
Charles Pierce
“You have delighted us long enough.”
Jane Austen
“A modest little person, with much to be modest about.”
Winston Churchill
“He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.”
William Faulkner
“Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?”
Ernest Hemingway
“He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.”
Abraham Lincoln
“He is a self-made man and worships his creator.”
Irvin S Cobb
“He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.”
Forrest Tucker
“He has Van Gogh's ear for music.”
Billy Wilder
“The old system of having a baby was much better than the new system, the old system being characterized by the fact that the man didn't have to watch.”
Dave Barry
“It is not necesssary to understand things in order to argue about them.”
Caron de Beaumarchais
“Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others.”
Ambrose Bierce
“Love: a temporary insanity, curable by marriage.”
Ambrose Bierce
“Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victems he intends to eat until he eats them.”
Samuel Butler
“My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.”
Ashleigh Brilliant
“To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.”
Ashleigh Brilliant
“I can do only one thing at a time, but I can avoid doing many things simultaneously.”
Ashleigh Brilliant
“A consensus means that everyone agrees to say collectively what no one believes individually. ”
Abba Eban
“His ignorance is encyclopedic. ”
Abba Eban
“Better never than late.”
George Bernard Shaw
“I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence.”
George Bernard Shaw
“It's easier to replace a dead man than a good picture.”
George Bernard Shaw
“Martyrdom: The only way a man can become famous without ability.”
George Bernard Shaw
“The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.”
George Bernard Shaw
“Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!”
George Bernard Shaw
“A true friend stabs you in the front.”
Oscar Wilde
“I sometimes think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.”
Oscar Wilde
“One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.”
Oscar Wilde
“The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.”
Oscar Wilde

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Funny Sarcastic Sayings Funny Sayings Tumblr About Love For Kids And Pictures About Friends About Life And Quotes Wallpapers About Work Images
Funny Sarcastic Sayings Funny Sayings Tumblr About Love For Kids And Pictures About Friends About Life And Quotes Wallpapers About Work Images
Funny Sarcastic Sayings Funny Sayings Tumblr About Love For Kids And Pictures About Friends About Life And Quotes Wallpapers About Work Images
Funny Sarcastic Sayings Funny Sayings Tumblr About Love For Kids And Pictures About Friends About Life And Quotes Wallpapers About Work Images
Funny Sarcastic Sayings Funny Sayings Tumblr About Love For Kids And Pictures About Friends About Life And Quotes Wallpapers About Work Images
Funny Sarcastic Sayings Funny Sayings Tumblr About Love For Kids And Pictures About Friends About Life And Quotes Wallpapers About Work Images
Funny Sarcastic Sayings Funny Sayings Tumblr About Love For Kids And Pictures About Friends About Life And Quotes Wallpapers About Work Images
Funny Sarcastic Sayings Funny Sayings Tumblr About Love For Kids And Pictures About Friends About Life And Quotes Wallpapers About Work Images
Funny Sarcastic Sayings Funny Sayings Tumblr About Love For Kids And Pictures About Friends About Life And Quotes Wallpapers About Work Images
Funny Sarcastic Sayings Funny Sayings Tumblr About Love For Kids And Pictures About Friends About Life And Quotes Wallpapers About Work Images

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