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Funny Valentine’s day quotes
My boyfriend told me I can do with him whatever I want on Valentine’s Day, so I tied him up and went to the nightclub.
I wish my Valentine won’t run on batteries.
For love for you I would even do the thing Meat Loaf wouldn’t do.
What’s does my perfect Valentine’s day look like? I am sitting at work with 5 cell phones in front of me and people are calling me every 10 minutes to buy one of the 50 reservations that I made in different restaurants.
If you‘re alone during Valentine’s day, it is priceless for you. Otherwise you would spend a few hundred dollars.
If you feel sad that you stay alone during Valentine‘s day, just remember that nobody loves you on any of those other 355 days of the year.
Today is February 14th – St. Valentine’s day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as extortion day.
To comfort your sister if she’s alone during Valentine’s day, you may say: 80 percent of my socks are single but I have never seen them crying because of that.
Happy Valentine’s Day to all the couples, wish your love last forever and to all single people wish your batteries last forever…
Now a soft kiss - Aye, by that kiss, I vow an endless bliss.
John Keats
I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs.
Cameron Diaz
If you press me to say why I loved him, I can say no more than because he was he, and I was I.
Michel de Montaigne

Valentine’s Day is for couples. All singles can enjoy themselves for rest of 364 days of the year.
I hope you can finish better this Valentine’s Day than the Seattle Seahawks this year.
Please remember that Valentine’s Day is a polite reminder that Christmas decorations must go down!
Love doesn’t have a price tag on it, but all its accessories has.
It would be great if Valentine’s Day came with a fast-forward button.
I trust you plan more for Valentine’s Day than Russia prepared for the Olympics.
I hope you noticed that not only the Sochi Olympics opening ceremony was missing a ring.
Funny Valentine’s day greetings and wishes
I‘m only in this for your cute butt. Obviously. Happy Valentine‘s day.
I love you just the way I am
A real confession: You mean so much more to me than my new iPhone!
I do not need a photograph to remember you, because you are always on my mind.
Darling, will you be my player number 2?
To be happy with a man you have to understand him a lot and love me a little. While with the women it‘s vice versa: love them a lot and don‘t even try to understand them. Happy Valentine’s day!
A recommendation for girls for St. Valentine’s day: if you want to be successful among guys during St. Valentine’s day and lucky afterwards, the only ring you may were during the Day of Love is the contraceptive ring in your vagina.
I would love you even if you were so ugly that everyone died.
You would be perfect (if only you lost 20 pounds)
I need to fell in love, because I haven’t had any problems for a long time. Happy February 14th!
How did it happen that their lips came together? How does it happen that birds sing, that snow melts, that the rose unfolds, that the dawn whitens behind the stark shapes of trees on the quivering summit of the hill? A kiss, and all was said.
Victor Hugo
This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet.
Rumi
I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck.
Emma Goldman

You’ve to kiss a lot of frogs, before you find your prince on the horse.
You should leave office earlier today so your colleagues will think you have some romantic plans for Valentine’s Day.
I wish you would be my emergency contact person one day.
I’m celebrating no need to celebrate Valentine’s Day.
Congratulations! You are my first repetitive Valentine.
I suspect you was cheating, your gift for me was too amazing.
I want to say thank you for the flowers I’m going to send to myself and pretend are from you.
Darling, it’s already too late to break up with me before Valentine’s Day.
Don’t worry, I know the perfect gift you’ll give me for this Valentine’s Day.


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Funny Valentines Sayings Funny Sayings Tumblr About Love For Kids And Pictures About Friends About Life And Quotes Wallpapers About Work Images
Funny Valentines Sayings Funny Sayings Tumblr About Love For Kids And Pictures About Friends About Life And Quotes Wallpapers About Work Images
Funny Valentines Sayings Funny Sayings Tumblr About Love For Kids And Pictures About Friends About Life And Quotes Wallpapers About Work Images
Funny Valentines Sayings Funny Sayings Tumblr About Love For Kids And Pictures About Friends About Life And Quotes Wallpapers About Work Images
Funny Valentines Sayings Funny Sayings Tumblr About Love For Kids And Pictures About Friends About Life And Quotes Wallpapers About Work Images
Funny Valentines Sayings Funny Sayings Tumblr About Love For Kids And Pictures About Friends About Life And Quotes Wallpapers About Work Images 
Funny Valentines Sayings Funny Sayings Tumblr About Love For Kids And Pictures About Friends About Life And Quotes Wallpapers About Work Images
Funny Valentines Sayings Funny Sayings Tumblr About Love For Kids And Pictures About Friends About Life And Quotes Wallpapers About Work Images
Funny Valentines Sayings Funny Sayings Tumblr About Love For Kids And Pictures About Friends About Life And Quotes Wallpapers About Work Images
Funny Valentines Sayings Funny Sayings Tumblr About Love For Kids And Pictures About Friends About Life And Quotes Wallpapers About Work Images

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