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Defy your own group. Rebel against yourself.

Cathy Guisewite

The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere.
Jimmy Fallon
Instant gratification takes too long.
Carrie Fisher
I own and operate a ferocious ego.
Bill Moyers
If I knew for a certainty that a man was coming to my house with the conscious design of doing me good, I should run for my life.
Henry David Thoreau
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.
Will Rogers
I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
Bob Hope
I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair.
Hillary Clinton
Me carrying a briefcase is like a hotdog wearing earrings.
Sparky Anderson
All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.
Lewis Black
People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.
Logan Pearsall Smith
If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Jack Benny
There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.
Dennis Miller

I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.
Jay London
There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.
Don Herold
I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.
Norman Wisdom
Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?
Don Rickles
I rant, therefore I am.
Dennis Miller
When you're eight years old nothing is your business.
Lenny Bruce
Turn up the lights. I don't want to go home in the dark.
O. Henry
I'm kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more.
James Brown
My mother was against me being an actress - until I introduced her to Frank Sinatra.
Angie Dickinson
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby
One picture is worth 1,000 denials.
Ronald Reagan
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
Erma Bombeck

Every man has a sane spot somewhere.
Robert Louis Stevenson
You see much more of your children once they leave home.
Lucille Ball
Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
Bill Maher
Never fight an inanimate object.
P. J. O'Rourke
A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.
Kevin Nealon
Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you; she is after your barn.
Hesiod
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
Emo Philips
After all is said and done, sit down.
Bill Copeland
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
Rita Rudner
One man's folly is another man's wife.
Helen Rowland
Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.
Samuel Butler
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
Johnny Carson
Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
Henry A. Kissinger
Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.
James Thurber
As for our majority... one is enough.
Benjamin Disraeli
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
Bob Hope
I'm going to marry a Jewish woman because I like the idea of getting up Sunday morning and going to the deli.
Michael J. Fox
I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.
Emo Philips
Include me out.
Samuel Goldwyn
As I get older, I just prefer to knit.
Tracey Ullman
I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.
Richard Lewis
Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering.
Marilyn vos Savant
My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.
Jay London
I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.
Paula Poundstone
The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.
Joe E. Lewis

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