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Funny Says Biography

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A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
Jerry Seinfeld

Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.
Victor Hugo

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me.
Elayne Boosler

I consider that a man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose.
Arthur Conan Doyle

So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?
Christina Aguilera

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
Jimmy Durante

There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.
Lewis Black

Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.
Alfred Hitchcock

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.
Mitch Hedberg

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
Lily Tomlin

I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons.
Douglas Adams

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
Robert Orben

Be obscure clearly.
E. B. White

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
George Burns

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.
Rob Corddry

It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.
Johnny Vegas

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.
Jay London

The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.
Fred Allen

As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.
Calvin Trillin

I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.
Mickey Rooney

Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did.
Bette Davis

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.
Paul Lynde

Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.
Cathy Guisewite

Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.
Ogden Nash

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
James Thurber

I'm for whatever gets you through the night.
Frank Sinatra

I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often - but I'm well preserved.
Rose Kennedy

Thinking is one thing no one has ever been able to tax.
Charles Kettering

I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.
Stephen Fry

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
Fran Lebowitz

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.
Samuel Goldwyn

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met.
Herb Caen

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
Frank Lloyd Wright

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
Woody Allen

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
Will Rogers

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Groucho Marx

You can always tell when a man's well informed. His views are pretty much like your own.
H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.
Phyllis Diller

Men are only as loyal as their options.
Bill Maher

We know that the nature of genius is to provide idiots with ideas twenty years later.
Louis Aragon

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
Steve Martin

What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
W. Clement Stone

If at first you don't succeed, blame your parents.
Marcelene Cox

Conversation would be vastly improved by the constant use of four simple words: I do not know.
Andre Maurois

My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?
Margaret Smith

I could sooner reconcile all Europe than two women.
Louis XIV

I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings.
Paula Poundstone

Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf.
Lewis Mumford

I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.
Bette Davis

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Funny Says Funny Sayings Tumblr About Love For Kids And Pictures About Friends About Life And Quotes Wallpapers About Work Images
Funny Says Funny Sayings Tumblr About Love For Kids And Pictures About Friends About Life And Quotes Wallpapers About Work Images
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Funny Australian Sayings Biography

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I'd have to fight for an Australian role over an American actor, and I already have to do that overseas, so why would I have to do it back at home?
Bojana Novakovic

If we are to celebrate the giants in Australian public life, then Robert Garran must be among them. A lawyer and passionate advocate of Federation, Garran was one of several hands that drafted our constitution.
Anthony Albanese

I think my time on 'Australian Idol' really helped train my voice for a lot of genres.
Dean Geyer

Well, it's a - I don't want to disappoint you, but it's a time worn tradition of Australian Governments over many years not to get into any discussion about that aspect of intelligence matters.
Alexander Downer

Money is tighter now, with the advertising dollar spread a lot more thinly across a whole range of media because of the Internet. It means the television networks have less power to produce shows, and TV is where most Australian actors make their money.
Grant Bowler

In primary school, I was bored witless by Australian history.
Catherine Jinks

I had a vocal coach. It's a sad thing, but I had to hire someone so that I could get my Australian accent back.
Anthony LaPaglia

Australian SF book publishing has undergone a boom recently, and sometimes it's easier for new writers to sell a book to a local publisher first, which then makes a US edition more likely.
Greg Egan

The Australian wedge-tailed eagle has enormous eyes, both in absolute terms and compared with most other birds, and as a result has the greatest visual acuity of any known animal. Other birds might benefit from the eagle's acute vision, but eyes are heavy, fluid-filled structures, and the larger they are, the less compatible they are with flight.
Tim Birkhead

I do think Australians as a rule have a very good sensibility to them, and I think most people, if they were given the option, wouldn't choose to rip off a filmmaker or an artist - I don't think its part of the Australian psyche.
John Polson

I have quite an eclectic taste in music. I like Angus & Julia Stone; they are an Australian brother/sister duo. I like Adele. She is phenomenal.
Luke Mitchell

Australians just don't see that many Australian films, but it's also our responsibility as filmmakers and the responsibility of the funding bodies to remember that audiences want to be entertained, and people are entertained in lots of different ways.
Georgina Haig

Often, Americans think any northern English accent is Australian.
Ryan Cartwright

The Australian fans are really friendly and personable; the sense of humour is a lot less dry than the English.
Tom Hopper

It's unfortunate, I've been the victim of some Australian press.
Cameron van der Burgh

I remember that feeling when I was a young reader: finding books that were set in Sydney with Australian characters was incredibly exciting.
Justine Larbalestier

I was lucky enough to be a child during the renaissance of Australian children's literature, when people like Ivan Southall, Colin Thiele, Lilith Norman and Wrightson were pumping out hugely inspiring stuff.
Catherine Jinks

I think the Australian men and American men are quite different. I feel like Australian men might be a little bit more laid back and a little bit cool whereas American guys are sort of 'boom, boom, boom.'
Nicky Whelan

Because I like theatre and I love a challenge. With 'ZEBRA!' I've found a new Australian play where I can create a character first - that's what I live to do.
Bryan Brown

I started off in England and very few people knew I was Australian. I mean, the clues were in the poems, but they didn't read them very carefully, and so for years and years I was considered completely part of the English poetry scene.
Peter Porter

I will always come back to do Australian films. I think it matters. I think we can make films that people go and see. And I don't think it's too much to ask that films in this country make a profit and that we embrace them.
Josh Lawson

I'm in kind of a strange position - I have a strong Australian career and a strong British career. Then there's the American career. For every movie I do here, I do two somewhere else. I bounce back and forth between the three places.
Caroline Goodall

You know, I'm Australian, so I'm not too flashy or glitzy... I've stopped dressing for other people. If I think I look good, that's the most important thing.
Rose Byrne

You see someone on the street wearing an outfit and then it's on the cover of a magazine. I love. But, you know, I'm Australian, so I'm not too flashy or glitzy.
Rose Byrne

I can hardly understand the Australian accent.
Joey Santiago

I no longer knew what it was like to feel Australian.
Phillip Noyce

No one knows who I am in Australia. They don't even know I am Australian, because 'The Secret Circle' is on in Australia, and I'm sure everyone's like, 'Oh, she's American. She's from, like, North Carolina.' Like, nobody knows me in Australia, I'm just telling you.
Phoebe Tonkin

I like the sensibility of Australian film a lot and the crews are fantastic. Great characters, wonderful people and no line between - I think in Hollywood they have this line between actors and crew a lot, and that just didn't exist, which I really appreciated.
Barbara Hershey

I kind of worry about that a little bit - we lost our film culture for 30 years because the Americans came in and bought up all the cinema chains and wouldn't show any Australian films.
Yahoo Serious

I've been all different shapes and sizes in my lifetime. I started wearing shapewear as a teenager after I did 'Australian Idol.' I had a little tummy, and I was always really quite conscious of that.
Ricki-Lee Coulter

If government and media and all of us in the Australian tribe got together, and the rock industry, we'd just be the greatest cultural force the world has ever seen - we're such an amazing race.
Yahoo Serious

Music is my number one, it's my life, it's my everything. I'm enjoying challenging myself; I want to raise the bar and set a new standard for Australian pop artists.
Ricki-Lee Coulter

Our South Australian farmers left their holdings in the hands of their wives and children too young to take with them, but almost all of them returned to grow grain and produce to send to Victoria.
Catherine Helen Spence

I'd won the Australian Open twice, but winning Wimbledon takes something special.
Stefan Edberg

My memories of Australian cricket are it was an environment of good fun.
Tom Moody

An Australian girl size 12 and a Swedish girl size 12 are completely different, just because of the way they're formed. It's becoming this worldwide movement because people are getting it. We all have two different parents; we're not supposed to look the same. It's ridiculous.
Hayley Hasselhoff

Tender Mercies is a very low-budget film, but it was a huge budget compared to anything I had done in Australia. My fee for Tender Mercies was something like five times all of my Australian films combined.
Bruce Beresford

On YouTube you can tell what countries are watching and I've definitely noted a strong Australian following. You can plan your tours around where the love is on Twitter and YouTube - before, you couldn't tell.
Imogen Heap

Receiving the Newcombe Medal for a third year in a row is an amazing honour. The Newcombe Medal is a great occasion for the Australian tennis community to come together and celebrate our sport, recognise people's achievements and contributions to Australian tennis.
Samantha Stosur

We discovered that there was a great deal of keen interest in America for the kinds of products that we thought could be produced here. Also there was an interest in Britain for Australian material generally.
Ann Macbeth

The Australian accent is sort of like going down a step in smartness, you could say, because you guys pronounce things as they're spelled. We add and abbreviate stuff.
Callan McAuliffe

I love New York, and I love being here, but I think I'll always be Australian at heart.
Murray Bartlett

The Australian film industry is a small industry, so you have to really be flexible within working in different mediums. A lot of actors work in theater, film, and television, because there's not much opportunity in terms of employment there. So you do have to be resourceful and be able to flex your muscles artistically.
Deborah Mailman

I was offered and accepted a part in 'A Few Best Men,' and then the Australian actor's union argued that there were too many British actors. And the director decided to lose me.
Noel Clarke

I was the most Australian child ever in the world, even though my home was in Africa.
Mem Fox

I really miss the Australian lifestyle and being around my friends and family.
Nathaniel Buzolic

I liked Pat Cash, and I loved Mats Wilander. I went to the Australian Open with my parents, and I used to watch Wilander being cheered on by the Swedish fans, and with his game style being like mine, I drew comparisons with him.
Lleyton Hewitt

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Funny Tagalog Sayings Biography

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Yung feeling na nagmmove on ka pero di naman naging kayo.

May mga tao talagang gusto mo nga, hindi ka naman gusto.

Pangarap ng bawat babae na maging dahilan ng pagbabago ng isang lalaking gago.

Kung hindi ka marunong magpatawad, wala kang karapatang magkamali.

Magtatagal sana kami kung marunong lang siyang makuntento. </3

Sana TRUE or FALSE na lang ang love. Kapag TRUE di masaya, kapag FALSE write the correct answer to make the feelings right.

Porket masaya ako, ikaw na agad ang dahilan?
Hindi ba pwedeng, Sige na nga! Ikaw na ang dahilan.

Minsan selos ka ng selos, kaibigan niya lang pala.
At minsan selos ka ng selos, KAIBIGAN KA LANG PALA.

Lahat ng relasyon may hangganan. Magiging forever lang yan kung pareho kayong lumalaban.

Mahal kita. Mahal mo siya. Mahal ka rin nya.
Eh lovestory niyo pala ‘to eh. Ano ako? Kontrabida?!

Hindi lahat ng naghihintay may napapala. Yung iba nagmumukhang tanga.

Mahirap humanap ng mga bagay na wala sayo,
kung ang talagang kailangan mo ay nasa harapan mo na mismo.

Ang tagal-tagal mo na ngang umaasa, naunahan ka pa ng iba.

Nakakasakit din minsan kapag ginagawa mo ang lahat para lng di ka masaktan ulit.

Minsan kahit hindi mo kasalanan, nagsosorry ka para matapos nalang.

Ang sobrang EXPECTATION, nauuwi sa HALLUCINATION.

Hindi lungkot ang nakakatakot sa pagiging mag-isa.
Kundi ang pagtanggap na sa napakaraming tao sa mundo, ni isa wala mang nakilaban para makasama ka.

Ang tunay na lalake. Hindi agad susuko sa isang relasyon. Hahanap muna sya ng SOLUSYON. Para maayos ulit ang sitwasyon.

Ang mga BABAE, naiinlove sa kung ano naririnig nila. At ang mga LALAKE ay naiinlove sa kung anong nakikita nila.

Pinakamasarap na feeling?
Yun yung wala ka mang kahit na ano. Pero kontento parin sya sayo. :“”>

Hindi naman ang puso ang pangunahing salarin sa pagkabigo sa pagibig,
kundi ang matamis na mga salita na hindi naman nagagawa.

Ang sorry ay para sa mga bagay na hindi sinasadya, at hindi sa mga bagay na paulit-ulit na ginagawa.

Pasensiya. Di ako kasing tibay mo na masaya kahit wala ako.

Hindi ka nga malandi, nagpapalandi ka naman.

Ang mata nilagay sa harapan para tignan ang mga bagong dumadaan,
Hindi para balikan at iyakan ang mga nakaraan.

Diba madali lang manloko? Lalo na kapag di mo mahal yung tao.
Pero masakit din maloko. Lalo na kung ang nanloko sayo ay ang taong sineryoso mo.

Mas mabuting maghintay ng ilang taon sa tamang lalake,
Kaysa sagutin agad ang isang lalake na iiwan ka rin ng basta-basta.

Ano ba ang pagmamahal?
Yung bang kinalimutan ka na nga, umaasa ka pa?

Mahal ka niya, mahal mo siya.
Eh pano ako, mahal kita?

Mas mabuti na ang simpleng inspirasyon,
Kesa sa konsumisyon sa magulong relasyon.

THE REGRETS#6: Okay na, sinaktan mo pa.

THE REGRETS#5: Mahal mo na, ayaw na niya.

THE REGRETS#4: Mahal ka naman, takot ka lang.

THE REGRETS#3: Ready ka na, iba na ang mahal niya.

THE REGRETS#2: Masyadong pakipot, umayaw tuloy.

THE REGRETS#1: Masyadong torpe, naunahan ng iba.

Kung mahal mo ang isang tao ipakita mo sa kanya..
 Hindi ung parang nag-upload ka ng pictures sa facebook, tapos ipa-private mo lang pala.

Yun feeling na akala mo mahala ka niya, yun pala akala mo lang yun!

Ang pagreresign ay parang pakikipagbreak sa relasyon.
Wala ng magagawa ang kabilang kampo kung hindi ka na masaya at hindi mo na eto mahal.

Ang tunay na lalake magaling lumandi sa mga babae, ang matinong lalake magaling lumandi sa nag-iisa nyang babae.


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Funny Spanish Sayings Biography

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Con el dinero baila el perro. – With money, the dog will dance; meaning: With money, anything is possible.

Dando y dando, pajarito volando. – Giving and giving, the bird is flying; meaning: Scratch my back, I will scratch yours.

El amor es como el WI-FI, a medida que te alejas, pierde intensidad. – Love it’s just like Wi-Fi, as you go further away, it loses its intensity.

El cambio es inevitable, excepto cuando se trata de de una máquina expendedora. – Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

La burocracia es un mecanismo gigante operado por pigmeos. – Bureaucracy is a giant mechanism operated by pygmies.

La experiencia es algo que no se tiene hasta poco después de que se necesita. – Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.

Mi bebida se siente sola. ¿Te gustaría acompañarme con la tuya? – My drink is getting  -lonely. Would you like to join me with yours?

No esperar lo inesperado no hace que lo inesperado se convierta en lo esperado? ข Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?

Para todo mal, mezcal, para toda bien, tambien. – For every ill, drink Mezcal (type of liquor), For everything good, as well.

Perdona a tus enemigos … pero recuerda sus nombres! – Forgive your enemies…but REMEMBER THEIR NAMES!

Pocas mujeres admiten su edad. Pocos hombres actuan acorde a su edad. – Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

Te metiste en camisa de once baras. – You’ve put on a shirt made of eleven sticks; meaning: You’ve bitten off more than you can chew.

Un buen vecino… es el que no le pone clave al Wi-Fi. – A good neigbour … Is one that leaves free Wi-Fi.

Vale, puedes quedarte a mi lado, siempre que no hables sobre el clima.– OK, you can stand next to me as long as you don’t talk about the weather.

Mientras se gana algo no se pierde nada.
As long as something is gained nothing is lost.
Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra NEW!!

El arte es una mentira que nos acerca a la verdad.
Art is a lie which brings us closer to truth.
Pablo Picasso

El mundo de hoy no tiene sentido, así que ¿por qué debería pintar cuadros que lo tuvieran?
Today´s world doesn´t make any sense, so why should I paint
pictures that do?
Pablo Picasso (continued)

El más terrible de todos los sentimientos es el sentimiento de tener la esperanza muerta.
The most terrible of all feelings is the feeling of one´s hope having died.
Federico García Lorca

Lo importante es que hablen de ti, aunque sea bien.
The important thing is that people talk about you, even if they speak well.
Salvador Dalí

Nada hay más surreal que la realidad.
There´s nothing as surreal as reality.
Salvador Dalí (continued)

Hay un cierto placer en la locura, que solo el loco conoce.
There´s a certain pleasure in madness that only the madman knows.
Pablo Neruda

No hables a menos que puedas mejorar el silencio.
Don´t speak unless you can improve on silence.
Jorge Luis Borges

La sabiduría nos llega cuando ya no nos sirve de nada.
Wisdom comes to us when it’s already too late.
Gabriel García Márquez

En realidad las cosas verdaderamente difíciles son todo lo que la gente cree poder hacer a cada momento.
In realiy, things that are truly difficult are those that people believe they can do at any time.
Julio Cortázar

La vanidad es tan fantástica, que hasta nos induce a preocuparnos de lo que pensarán de nosotros una vez muertos y enterrados.
Vanity is so fantastic that it even induces us to worry about what people will think about us once we´re dead and buried.
Ernesto Sábato

La noche es la mejor representación de la infinitud del universo. Nos hace creer que nada tiene principio y nada, fin.
Night-time is the best indication of the infinity of the universe. It makes us believe that nothing has beginning or end.
Carlos Fuentes

Se escribe para llenar vacíos, para tomarse desquites contra la realidad, contra las circunstancias.
One writes to fill emptiness, to take revenge against reality, against circumstances.

La incertidumbre es una margarita cuyos pétalos no se terminan jamás de deshojar.
Uncertainty is a daisy whose petals are never fully plucked.

Sólo un idiota puede ser totalmente feliz.
Only an idiot can be totally happy.
Mario Vargas Llosa

El que busca la verdad corre el riesgo de encontrarla.
Who searches for truth runs the risk of finding it.
Isabel Allende

Si sólo hablásemos cuando tenemos algo que decir, el uso del lenguaje desaparecería en dos generaciones.
If we were to speak only when we have something to say, the use of language would disappear in two generations.
Noel Clarasó

El misterio es el elemento clave en toda obra de arte.
Mystery is the key element in all works of art.
Luis Buñuel

A beber y a tragar, que el mundo se va a acabar. Eat, drink and be merry (for tomorrow we die).

A buen(a) hambre, no hay mal pan / pan duro, (ni falta salsa a ninguno) /no hace falta condimento. A mucha hambre, no hay pan duro. Al hambre de siete dias, no hay pan duro. Beggars can’t be choosers.For a good appetite there is no hard bread.

A cada puerco le llega su sabado / San Martin. Everyone gets his comeuppance in the end / just deserts sooner or later.

A diario una manzana es cosa sana. An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

A donde el corazon se inclina, el pie camina. Home is where the heart is.

A donde te quieren mucho no vengas a menudo. A constant guest is never welcome.

A falta de pan, buenas son (las) tortas / las tortas son buenas. We’ll just have to make do.

A la ocasion la pintan calva. You have to make the most of the chances that come your way.You have to strike while the iron is hot.

A los tontos no les dura el dinero. A fool and his money are soon parted.

A pan de quince dias, hambre de tres semanas. Beggars can’t be choosers.For a good appetite there is no hard bread.Hunger is good kitchen.
Hunger is the best sauce.

Hunger never saw bad bread / food.

When one is hungry everything tastes good.

A quien cuida la peseta nunca le falta un duro. Look after the pennies, and the pounds will look after themselves.

A quien Dios ama, le llama. Whom the gods love die young.

A quien no le sobra pan, no crie can. Never spend your money before you have it.

A quien Dios quiere para si, poco tiempo lo tiene aqui. Whom the gods love die young.

A rey muerto, rey puesto. As soon as one goes out the window, another comes in the door.

A todos les llega su momento de gloria. Every dog has its day.

Abundancia y soberbia andan en pareja. Plenty breed pride.

Al buen pagador no le duelen prendas. A good payer will not object to leaving a deposit.

Al desdichado hace consuelo tener compania en su suerte y duelo. Two in distress makes sorrow less.

Al freir sera el reir (y al pagar sera el llorar). At the game’s end we shall see who gains.

Al que no quiera(e) caldo / taza, (se le dan) taza y media / dos / tres / siete tazas. It never rains, but it pours.

Al vivo la hogaza y al muerto, la mortaja. We must live by the living, not by the dead.

Algo es algo; menos es nada. Half a loaf is better than no bread.

Amar es tiempo perdido, si no se es correspondido. Amar y no ser amado es tiempo mal empleado. 

Amar, horas perdidas, sino son correspondidas.

Amor no correspondido, tiempo perdido.

Of all pains, the greatest pain, is to love, but love in vain.

Amigo y vino, el mas antiguo. Old friends and old wine and old gold are best.

Amor con amor se paga; y lo demas con dinero. Love does much, money does everything.

Amor no respeta ley, ni obedece a rey. Love laughs at locksmiths.

Aquellos polvos traen estos lodos. The chickens have come home to roost.You’re suffering the consequences now.

Ausencia al mas amigo presto le pone en olvido. Ausencias causan olvido. Long absent, soon forgotten.

Borra con el codo lo que escribe con la mano. Her left hand doesn’t know what her right hand is doing.

Borron y cuenta nueva. Let bygones be bygones.

Cada uno en su casa, y Dios en la de todos. Each to his own and God watching over everyone.

Cada uno es / era de su padre y de su madre. They are / were all different.

Cada uno habla de la feria segun le va en ella. Everyone sees things from his / her own point of view.

Cada uno sabe (a) donde le aprieta el zapato. Each person knows where problems lie.

Chancho limpio nunca engorda. A few germs never hurt anyone.

Comer hasta enfermar y ayunar hasta sanar. He that eats till he is sick must fast till he is well.

Comida hecha, compania deshecha. When good cheer is lacking, our friends will be packing.
Comiendo entra la gana. Appetite comes with eating.

Como (que) dos y dos son cuatro. As sure as eggs is eggs / (God made) little green apples / night follows day / the day is long.

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