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Love is what everyone is seeking for and wants to have for the whole life. Funny love quotes that we have gathered for you and listed below are meant to drive you with some positive energy. They may make you smile or comfort you, depending on what love situation you’re into.

We all know love is blind. Only marriage opens your eyes.

I was talking about your salary, when I said it’s impossible to buy my love.

You should tell your lover that you love him every day, since you never know when you’ll discover somebody better.

I love to live single, drink double and sleep triple.

To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning. But to a man the first kiss is the beginning of the end.

When you love, you feel like in heaven, but love may also hurt like hell.

I’ll take a hot shower. It’s like a normal shower, just with me in it.

If you love someone who doesn’t love you, it means you are waiting for a ship at the airport.

Like some, love some, trust none

Our love is double. I love myself, myself loves me and we are all happy.

Words “I love you” takes 2 seconds to say, 2 hours to explain but the lifetime to prove.

Use things, not people. Love people, not things.

I think your clothes would look lovely on my bedroom floor.

My head says: “Who cares?”. But then my heart whispers “You do, stupid…”

Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

People are co complicated, not love.

I Seen the way you play trumpet, (Saxaphone,Tuba,e.g.) maybe you can do something else with your lips

Don’t be a woman that needs a man, be a woman a man needs.

You are still my 11:11 wish.

We see each other too rarely that to drink tea when we meet.

It looks like you’re suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.

I missed my breakfast, when believed people saying that we can live on love.

Love – it is the light of life. Marriage – it’s light bill.

If someone who fell in love with you says that you are cute, pretty, funny, you should know that love… is blind!

Not every girl falls in love at first sight. Sometimes it is difficult to determine from the eyes how much he earns.

Love is like to wet oneself, everyone sees that but you are the only to feel the warmth.

Not sure what to present for a woman? Then tell her that you’ve bought the gift and offer to guess. She’ll list all her wishes

A woman can only be interrupted by the words “Love you”, “I’ll buy it” and “Yes, I’m stupid”.

No matter how much I try, I still can’t forget to forget you.

Is it possible to love a little too much? Yes it is.

Sky and earth are beside me, and fire within me.

Love? No thanks, I will have vodka instead.

How can you call it love, when you cry more than you smile?

A little bit of jealousy in a relationship is healthy. It’s good to know that someone is afraid of losing you.

You can’t break a wild heart.

Strive for me now, you can sleep when I won’t be around anymore.

A man is what he makes of himself.

The smallest things in your life take the biggest part in your heart.

I’m in love with you like a pig loves not being bacon.

You can be sure I will love you until the judge asks me to stop doing that.

I will always love you and no matter how fat I become.

True Love is for those who understand each other feeling, for those who it comes from the heart and not from the mind set.

For every action there is no opposite reaction from your side,newtons third law may fail because of you persistently says no love.

A girl with one lover is an angel.

A girl with two lovers is a monster.

A girl with three lovers is a girl .

Love does not begin and end the way we

seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is

a war; love is a growing up.

Smile, it’s the second best thing you

can do with your lips.

Funny Love Sayings Funny Sayings Tumblr About Love for Kids and Pictures About Friends About Life And Quotes Wallpapers about Work Images 

Funny Love Sayings Funny Sayings Tumblr About Love for Kids and Pictures About Friends About Life And Quotes Wallpapers about Work Images 

Funny Love Sayings Funny Sayings Tumblr About Love for Kids and Pictures About Friends About Life And Quotes Wallpapers about Work Images 

Funny Love Sayings Funny Sayings Tumblr About Love for Kids and Pictures About Friends About Life And Quotes Wallpapers about Work Images

Funny Love Sayings Funny Sayings Tumblr About Love for Kids and Pictures About Friends About Life And Quotes Wallpapers about Work Images 

Funny Love Sayings Funny Sayings Tumblr About Love for Kids and Pictures About Friends About Life And Quotes Wallpapers about Work Images

Funny Love Sayings Funny Sayings Tumblr About Love for Kids and Pictures About Friends About Life And Quotes Wallpapers about Work Images 

Funny Love Sayings Funny Sayings Tumblr About Love for Kids and Pictures About Friends About Life And Quotes Wallpapers about Work Images 

Funny Love Sayings Funny Sayings Tumblr About Love for Kids and Pictures About Friends About Life And Quotes Wallpapers about Work Images

 

Funny Love Sayings Funny Sayings Tumblr About Love for Kids and Pictures About Friends About Life And Quotes Wallpapers about Work Images 

Funny Love Sayings Funny Sayings Tumblr About Love for Kids and Pictures About Friends About Life And Quotes Wallpapers about Work Images