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Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet. ( Anonymous )

I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.

( Anonymous )

When the past comes knocking, don't answer. It has nothing new to tell you.

( Anonymous )

When you fall, I will be there to catch you - With love, the floor. ( Anonymous )

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ( Anonymous )

Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears. Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain. Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile. But when you fart just one time...

( Anonymous )

The road to success is always under construction. ( Lily Tomlin )

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. ( Dave Barry )

My friend, remember that without stupidity there wouldn't be intelligence, and without ugliness there wouldn't be beauty, so the world needs you after all.

( Anonymous )

It's not important to win, it's important to make the other guy lose. ( Anonymous )

The ideal man doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't do drugs, doesn't swear, doesn't get angry, doesn't exist. ( Anonymous )

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. (Albert Einstein)

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

( Robert Bloch )

It's better to shut up and give the impression that you're stupid than to say something and erase all doubt. ( Anonymous )

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. ( Benjamin Franklin )

Never test how deep the water is with both feet. ( Anonymous )

When you have a hammer in your hand everything around you starts looking like a nail.

( Anonymous )

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. (Alison Boulter)

You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing. ( Henry Louis Mencken )

If you want someone who will listen to you every time, do everything you tell them to do, and always be there for you for better or for worse, get a dog.

( Anonymous )

I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect.( George Burns )

The secret to happiness is not to do what makes you happy, it's to be happy doing what you're already doing. ( Anonymous )

The probability of meeting someone you know increases a hundredfold when you're with someone you're not supposed to be seen with. ( Anonymous )

It doesn't matter how low the dollar will go, I will always bend down and pick it up.

( Anonymous )

I love my computer because all my friends live inside it! ( Anonymous )

Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river. ( Anonymous )

Stupidity is far more fascinating than intelligence, after all intelligence has it's limits.
( Anonymous )

A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back.
There is no better moment to postpone something you don't want to do other than right now. ( Anonymous )

It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat. ( Anonymous )

There is no better moment to postpone something you don't want to do other than right now. ( Anonymous )

You can talk to yourself and you can answer yourself, but if feel the need to pardon yourself, that's when you know something's wrong.( Anonymous )

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