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Funny Birthday Sayings Biography

A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it. – By R. C. Ferguson

Age is a number and yours is unlisted. – By Unknown

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. – By Jack Benny

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. – By Daniel Francois Esprit Auber

A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip. – By Unknown Author

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. – By Rev. Larry Lorenzoni

The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once. – By H. Prochnow

hey say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. – By Unknown Author

They tell you that you’ll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don’t tell you is that you won’t miss it very much. – By Malcolm Cowley

Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty. – By Robert Frost

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not. – By Mark Twain

Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. – By Tom Wilson

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. – By Bob Hope

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two. – By Sir Norman Wisdom

Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. – By Herbert Asquith

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age. – By Robert Frost

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. – By Erma Bombeck

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake. – By Unknown Author

First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down. – By Leo Rosenberg

For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday. – By John Glenn

Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed. – By Anthony Powell

I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it. – By Eva Gabor

I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now. – By Unknown Author

I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do. – By Phyllis Diller

If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself. – By Ubie Blake

If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes. – By Euripedes

Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened. – By Jennifer Yane

It’s sad to grow old, but nice to ripen. – By Brigitte Bardot

Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed. – By Charles Schultz

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old. – By Mary Schmich

Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life. – By Robert Southey

Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty. – By Joan Rivers

We know we’re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it. – By Unknown Author

Another birthday? Don’t let it get you down. After all, you’re still winning our race to the grave, old man.

There is still no cure for the common birthday. – By John Glenn

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them. – By Ogden Nash

Of late I appear To have reached that stage When people who look old Who are only my age. – By Richard Armour

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do about it. – By Golda Meir

Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative. – By Maurice Chevalier

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once. – By Dave Barry, Your Disintegrating Body, Dave Barry Turns 40, 1990

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